Grey's Anatomy: "Moment of Truth."

• Oh boy, Medical Boards time. Wonder what will happen? Bet everyone magically passes after some unpredictable drama.
• April is a soldier. Alrighty...
• Avery looks sexy in that hoodie. And Mark just gave him money. Lucky guy.
• Awkward Cristowen eye contact.
• Aw, all of the Docs are watching them leave. Precious. It's like they are going away to summer camp.
• Poor Zola is sick. Meredith has to go take the boards. Good thing her Dad is a sexy Doctor with great hair.
• 5 bucks says Alex misses the boards because of Morgan and Tommy but wins Morgan's heart and passes the exam magically anyways.
• April is crazy. End of story. I still enjoy her though. 
• The bus is honking and the attendings are waving. Just like summer camp parents.
• Sigh, I wish Mark needed Lexie in a non-surgical way. 
• Now they are discussing CDs and Lexie just used the phrase "fresh;" Oh Lex, you cannot pull that off, babe. 
• Oh San Fran. What up. Let's go Seattle Grace Mercy West Residents! Kick ass!
• April has an awkward encounter with a fairly attractive guy in a hat. 
• Meredith is sick. Oh, snap. 5 bucks says she pukes on her test. April is def going to lock herself in one of those plastic bubbles now because she is that neurotic. 
• Random commercial musing: Today I was watching re-runs of season 2 Grey's and I have concluded that every single one of these characters has grown more attractive as the years have gone by. Seriously, Derek, Meredith, Mark, Callie, Alex, everyone. They are all have just gotten hotter with age. Lucky bitches. 
• Yupp, April is freaking out. Well, actually everyone is but Cristina, since she is Mer's person and legally isn't allowed. 
• Avery's mom showed up to the Boards. hahaha poor guy. Continuing the summer camp metaphor, it's like when your mom shows up mid-week just to check in with you. And he has a lucky pencil. #embarrassing. 
• Owen and Teddy arguing. Shocker. 
• I like Bailey's purple scrub cap. Cute.
• Yes Callie, dealing with the Teddy-Owen dynamic is like diffusing a bomb. If only Mer were at the hospital, she has bomb experience.
• April is one emotional cookie. 
• Alex is going back to Seattle. Who predicted this?
• ABC volunteering commercial. Hey Grey's cast and Dana Delaney.
• Zola is very sick. Aw Derek is trying to be super Dad. Precious.
• I really hope Mer and Der stay in Seattle (meaning I hope Ellen and Patrick renew their contracts).
• hahahha Cristina with a face mask on. And is giving Mer a black market obtained IV. Oh Seattle Grace doctors, you keep me so young with your antics.
• Oh good, more Mexie interactions. And cute lunchtime flirting. Andd Mark just ruined that with talk of Avery and her breaking up. P.S. Mark they broke up because she's still in love with you, in case you were wondering. 
• Oh Alex, you are totes going to miss your boards. 
• They better not kill this baby. Ugh. 
• Come on, Tommy! Magically survive somehow!
• Drinking before the Boards seems like a bad idea, April and Avery. 
• Awkward encounter guy is hott. And "wound up." Avery is getting all protective. Have I mentioned I want Avery and April to be together?
• BAR FIGHT! OMG APRIL JUST PUNCHED THAT GUY AND USED THE PHRASE "YEAH BITCH I WANNA GO!" A part of me just died inside. Of laughter and hilarity. 
• Also, how dare that guy punch Avery in his sexy face? Doesn't he know that half of the appeal of this show is the attractiveness of its doctors? Particularly Avery???
• Haha April gave that guy a bloody nose. She is going bat sh*t crazy.
• Heyy there Chief! What an awkward moment to walk in on-two of your residents engaging in a "brawl in a bar." 
• This Morgan storyline is sad. I hope she and Alex get together after all of this. Hello, replacement Izzie.
• Standard 9:30pm coding. Happens every episode. 
• Ew, is Chief going to hook up with Avery's mom. Dang, he really likes to make his way through the parents of his residents. 
• Poor sick Mer. She is feeling terrible and all she can think about is feeling guilty for being a bad mom when her kid is sick. Aw. 
• Well, Cristina is finally talking. Yes, Mer already knew, and so did all of the Grey's viewers. But no one else does.
• April and Avery are totes going to hook up. This Boards hotel place is like freakin' Vegas with all of the hooking up going on. 
• Is April about to cash in her V-card with Avery? Yeah, I'd do it too. #understandable #heishott.
• Yes, Chief, Avery is in good shape considering he is most likely getting some right now. 
• This Teddy-Owen arguing storyline is really dull. 
• Bails, you totes aren't supposed to take your mask off during surgery. I, as an 8-season viewer, know that is not acceptable doctor behavior. 
• Bailey is the #1 supporter of Owen apparently. 
• Baby Tommy dying. This is really sad. 
• I am going to have to come up with a couple name for Alex and Morgan. Amorgan? Molex?
• GAH Mexie just get it on already! #frustrating 
• Ew. Chief and Avery's mom. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. She is not a subtle woman at all. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. 
• Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. I am sorry aren't these people too old to have sex??? THEY ARE AT LEAST TOO OLD FOR THEM TO BE SHOWING THIS ON TELEVISION. OMG. 
• Dear Grey's writers, no one wants to see old people have sex. love, Mel. 
• Sister weighs in "Anyone over 50 should not be removing their clothes."
• And we are back to the young hott couple. Okay, this I can watch. 
• April and Avery are having awkward pillow talk. She looks like she is internally spazzing out. 
• I really hope everyone sees him leave her room. I really want everyone to find out about this. Like now.
• I want these two to date. A lot. Couple names for them? Japril? 
• Aw, Mer and Cristina are having person-talking time between their rooms.
• Oh yeah, I forgot Derek was married before. To Addison. Huh. 
• Cristina is being oddly open-minded about this. 
• Meredith seems to be feeling better. That's good.
• No one seems to be getting a lot of sleep the night before their boards. Bad idea.
• NO YOU TWO CAN'T SEPARATE! YOU ARE EACH OTHER'S PERSON AND I WILL CRY.
• Merstina's person-friendship is precious. Dear Ellen and Sandra, please renew your contracts so it doesn't end. 
• This is very sad. 
• It's 9:54pm and Alex is still in Seattle. Don't see him making his Boards on time. 
• Arizona is Alex's biggest supporter. Cute.
• Oh no, Mer is totes going to vom on her test. 
• Aw Cristina being a supportive friend. Mind over matter. 
• OMG. Avery saw Chief in his mom's room. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Poor him. Considering I am scarred for life he is probably never going to recover from this. Way to ruin his chances on the Boards, horny geriatric squad. 
• Aw Derek and Zola. In a bumblebee costume. He is a cute dad.
• Lexie is turning to Derek a lot for help these days. What a cute, unexpected friendship. 
• Teddy reaching out to Owen. 
• I didn't know they had to dress up for the Boards. 
• April, way to drop a bomb there. Apparently you lost your love of Jesus somewhere in that bar fight.
• Yes, Avery, I would not like to look at that pencil again, either. Who knows what that pencil saw last night?
• Either Cristina or Mer is going to vomit here. 
• Alex, Alex, Alex. #oops
• Preview for next week: Boards were physical hell. Interrogation. Hopes and dreams on the line. FEENY! Someone didn't pass. 

Reasons I Am Now "On Board" With Hart Of Dixie

So Sister and I made a deal: I would try to watch Hart of Dixie if she attempted to watch Pretty Little Liars. So tonight I sat down with her and watched an eppie of HofD.

I hate to admit it, but I am officially on board with it now. Here's why:

1. Wade. OMG. He is so freaking sexy. I could stare at him for all 42 minutes (hear that writers? also writers-if you're listening, please keep him shirtless as much as possible). Also I love his sexual tension with Zoe. I am officially team Zade after only watching 5 minutes with them. 
2. Rachel Bilson. Love her. Makes me want to watch old eppies of The O.C. She is so cute and fun onscreen. However, Zoe needs to stop being such a smitten kitten over George. Dumb. 
3. Scotty McCreery was on tonight. In love. Come sing to me, Scotty. 
4. Magnolia is funny. 
5. Lemon is interesting.
6. Their Dad is Mike Beardsley from Yours, Mine, and Ours.

Mmk. On board now and curious to see what happens next. Will review next week's eppie after next week.

P.S. Sister, this totes means you have to watch PLL now...

5 Most Disappointing Storylines of Television (In Mel's Opinion)

(In no particular order, they all suck). 


1. Robin not being "the mother" on How I Met Your Mother

• Ugh really HIMYM writers? You totes screwed up in the first episode. I honestly think they underestimated how popular Ted and Robin's relationship would be and the chemistry Cobie and Josh had. And here is an actual quote from Craig Thomas, the co-creator: "Cobie (Robin) should have been the mother. We screwed up.”  NO SH*T!!!!! They were too presumptuous and trying to fool us too much and they ruined the possibility of her being the mother before they got to know the characters. That being said, I ABSOLUTELY ADORE HIMYM and find it one of the best comedies on TV right now. It is one of my favorite shows. Even though Ted and Robin aren't together (right now) their friendship and the friendship of the core 5 is awesome and makes the show. Still, I really hope that, even though Robin is not the mother, she and Ted still end up together in the end (i.e. the mother dies, they get divorced, etc.). I really think they should be endgame. I'm with Marshall, it's not over. "Not Yet."

2. Dawson and Joey not ending up together on Dawson's Creek

• Now I haven't seen a lot of Pacey and Joey together, because I am a diehard DJ fan. However, I do think that they are an okay alternative to DJ being endgame. The problem I have is the way the finale ended things and the route it took. They keep you guessing the whole eppie who she will choose, then they make you think it will be Pacey in the kitchen-spaghetti scene. Fine. But then don't throw that dumb "we are soulmates" crap in there! Sue me, but I think if you are going to call each other your "soulmate" than you should end up together. Whatever.

3. Mike Delfino being killed off Desperate Housewives

• I find this storyline especially irksome. How dare those writers kill off one half of the main will-they-won't-they couple of the show? Don't get me wrong, I love Carlos and Gabby, and Lynette and Tom (yeah, writers, you screwed that one up, too). But Susan and Mike made the show from the beginning. When they flirted over her terrible mac n cheese in the pilot, you just knew they were going to end up together. That is, until high-and-mighty Marc "I do what I want and what will be cool, not what the fans want," Cherry decided Mike had to go. SERIOUSLY? Even Teri Hatcher is pissed about this. Not cool, dude. 

4. Owen cheating on Cristina on Grey's Anatomy

• This was just, stupid, unnecessary, and out of character. Don't the writers have enough to do with Owen's PTSD and his disappointment in Cristina not getting an abortion? Can't they have drama over that for a couple of episodes and still come out stronger? I just don't see them recovering from this, which is annoying because Cristina was finally happy for once. This relationship wasn't nearly as destructive as her one with Burke. I am not the biggest Chrisowen (sure?) fan ever, but I personally hate to watch Cristina sob an entire episode. (Seriously, when Sandra Oh cries, it really freaks me out, I don't know why). I guess at least we will get some cute Mer-Cris friendship stuff out of this as Mer attempts to fix her person. But still, stupidd.

5. Lorelai and Christopher getting married on Gilmore Girls

• This is what happens when the show creator leaves the best show ever in the hands of someone else. UGHHHHH. I literally am still so angry about this, and it happened like 5 years ago. WHY ON EARTH WOULD THEY MARRY LORELAI AND CHRIS? It was literally so dumb and just drove Luke and Lorelai together home even more because the second she got home from Paris she looked disappointed with herself. It was just another dumb plot to keep Luke and Lorelai apart for another season. What really got me though, was that we had to sit through that marriage and never even saw Luke and Lorelai get married. All we got was a kiss in the last 5 seconds of the finale and a promise that they would prob be together. Oh, TV writers, sometimes you frustrate me to no end...

Well, this are the five that I came up with right now. I am sure there are more, but right now that's all I got. Clearly, I get irritated when television shows do not go as I have planned. Sorry I'm not sorry. 

The "College Conundrum"

In tonight's post, I will be discussing what is known as the "college conundrum." What's the "college conundrum," you ask?

Definition:
college conundrum- n- a situation a tv show finds itself in after their characters have graduated high school and they don't know what to do next. Tonight we will look deeper and see which shows have successfully solved the "CC" and those who should have just opted out.

1. Dawson's Creek: Oh beek from the Creek, I love you (and your new show b.t. dubs!), but Kevin Williamson should've done something else besides send you guys to college. Time jump (see #2 One Tree Hill), ended the show, or the cheesy 'everyone attends the same college magically' storyline (see #3 Saved By the Bell). Instead we have Dawson across the country at film school (doesn't last), Joey at some made up Massachusetts school, Pacey God knows where, and Jen and Jack (and Grams, actually-odd?) at the same made up school as Joey (I think? If not they go to another made up Massachusetts school). This situation just leads to boredom and stupid storylines (i.e. Mitch dying-GASP-poor Gail) and drags out the Dawson-Joey thing another 2 years. This storyline also leads to Busy Phillips's character, who I could do without. (No offense, Busy, you're great and I'm glad you got on the show so you and Michelle Williams could be bffls and everything, but the only time I have use for you is when you drive Pacey's fancy car in the Leery household at Christmas-so great). Other than the epic Christmas drive-through, I usually get bored watching season 6 (haven't attempted season 5 yet), which leads me to say that Dawson's should have opted out of the whole college thing.
Final Verdict: FAILED

2. One Tree Hill- MS actually chose right here (love you, Mark!) and decided to skip the whole college thing. We get to relive it through flashbacks, with Nathan, Haley, and Lucas sharing an apartment amidst raising baby Jimmy-Jam. Brooke used the time to create the C over B empire (still don't know if she went to school or not), while Peyton hid out in California and continued to be emo at a record company or something. This was the perfect scenario because we know what happened in those years but got to miss the dull storylines that could have ensued. #winning . Plus we get to skip to Jimmy-Jam age 4 and meet the adorable Jackson Brundage (heart you, Jack!)
Final Verdict: PASSED

3. Saved By The Bell- Don't judge me, but I enjoy SBTB The College Years. Don't get me wrong, its no Bayside High, but the fictional school all of these characters magically all attend together leads to a rabble-rousing good time. The first episode is worrysome, but then Kelly Kapowski herself shows up and saves the show for the rest of the season. Meaning the will-they won't-they between Zack and Kelly saves the show for the rest of the season. We also get the lovely additions of Alex and Leslie, who are enjoyable in the small doses of screentime they get. I also enjoyed the absence of Jessie "I am an extreme in your face feminist" Spano, although I did miss Lisa the fashionista.
Final Verdict: PASSED

4. The O.C.- I haven't seen that much of this show, but the parts of the "college years" I have seen have not made me want to jump on the O.C. bandwagon or anything. I do know that Marissa is gone (dumb, move Mischa), and that there is pointless Seth and Summer long distance drama. Should've done a time jump because the best episode is the finale in which there is a time jump and we get to see the happy Jewish wedding of Seth and Summer and Ryan help a mini version of himself.
Final Verdict: FAIL (ish)

5. Gilmore Girls- GG was able to work with the college years by having Rory go to school only 20 miles away from home. This was really the best of both worlds, because it didn't really change anything about the show (except add the hott and adorable Logan-BRAVO!). Lorelai and Rory continued to have separate storylines (like when she was in high school), but they also were able to share some storylines still, too, which made it work. The show stayed true to itself (minus the Christopher-marrige horribleness...UGH...so dumb! But, another story for another blog, I digress) and reminded us all that the mother-daughter relationship was the core of the show. Great job, GG!
Final Verdict: PASSED

So what have we learned here? There are many ways to approach the college conundrum, and creativity is key. Don't try and be realistic and send characters who are friends all off to different schools, because while that is what actually happens, it unfortunately makes for bad television.

Thanks for reading!

Things I am Always Going to Think of Now When Watching Old OTH

Thinking back on the last nine years of OTH, so much has changed that I can no longer watch the old episodes about giggling about something that is to come. (And I mean that in a good way). Seriously, after all of the crazy storylines MS has thrown at us, I can't help but laugh at the irony of certain situations. Like...

• The incestuous relationships. Brooke, Lucas, Peyton, Nathan, Haley. They have all been involved at one point or another, and by the end of the series its just comical. Like, hey Sawyer, do you know that Daddy has had sex with your godmother? Lydia, did you know that Daddy slept with Aunt Sawyer and Aunt Taylor? Or my personal favorite: Jimmy-Jam, did you know that Aunt Brooke and Dad had a sex tape in high school? 
• Sad, lonely, scared and upset Brooke. Oh, Brookie, I just feel so bad for you in the majority of the first seasons. You are adorable and try to be fun, yet the world (meaning the OTH writers) just loves to consistently shit on you. Your best friend constantly cheated on you with your boyfriend. I mean I know Leyton are soulmates or whatever, but still, at least wait until he's done with Brooke. I just want to give you a hug and say "JULIAN IS COMING I PROMISE! HANG IN THERE, B DAVIS!" (Also, have faith because Haley will become your bffl later on and be even better than Peyton ever was.) Still, all of that crap has made you a better friend and mother, so good for you. 
• CLAY YOU HAVE A SON! (The cutest one ever, too) Seriously, dude, maybe if you spent less time in season 7 hooking up with endless girls and then romping naked on the beach with Quinn, you would remember you had a son. Also, I totes found a continuity mistake when I was rewatching 7x01 the other day. Clay gets on the phone and says "Mom, I'll have to call you back." I'm sorry, but if his mom was really around like that she would totes tell him he has the cutest son ever and reunite them. Sigh, but whatever. 
• Dan Scott is really a good guy. WHATTT???? Now, whenever I watch an old episode, I can't even hate the man. I try to get angry with him for being a tool, but now all I can picture is his Rambo-ing through the Russian basketball lair. That scene really reminded us all that, just like Brooke said, Dan Scott is a "total DILF."
• Chris Keller helps save Nate's life. hahahahhahahaha Guess its payback for Season 3. 
• Skillz and Deb hook-up. In the Scott family pool. HAHAHAHHAHAHHA. Can't look at Deb the same anymore without thinking-dude you had sex with your son's high school friend. Wonder if he told Bevin after they got back together?

So, there are obviously many more and I will update if I can think of some. Gives me another excuse to watch OTH :)

Thanks for reading!

Don't Trust the B...But trust the Show

Tonight me and my friends decided to tune in to the pilot of Don't Trust the B in Apt. 23. Needless to say, we were thoroughly pleased. Here's why:

1. Utter Hilarity. This show is not afraid to offend people (i.e. Chloe getting the 13 year old boy drunk) when it comes to being funny. It is genuinely hysterical and the humor is there without trying too hard.

2. Dawson's Creek References: The Paula Cole, the plaid button ups, the "Beek from the Creek" comment. None of it got old. I sincerely hope the Dawson's references will continue. (Here's to hoping Katie Holmes guest stars-I. WOULD. DIE.)

3. The cast: Krysten Ritter (Chloe), Dreama Walker (June) James (no-not Lafferty, sigh.) van der Beek (himself) deliver and make their characters funny but likable. Ritter plays the bitch part well, while still retaining a level of humanity and extreme loyalty to her friends (just ask James about Vietnam). Walker makes June kind but not too much of a goody-goody that she's annoying. She can play the bitch card, too, which is why we all know she and Chloe are going to get along. And James, sweet sweet James. Well, Dawson has definitely lost his bicycle (serious points if you understand that reference). James is out in the real world and using his Dawson-ness to get girls into bed. #winning . His career is also in the tubes (hence the Japanese energy drink commercial).

Oh #Apt23, I have a feeling this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. To quote Sister, "I am ON BOARD!"

Grey's Anatomy: Rawr.

Tonight I am doing something different and blogging along with Grey's as a watch.

Let us begin.

• MerDer/Zola- adorbs. Actual lion-not so adorbs. (WTF is going on this week?).
• Cristina/Owen- fighting (don't really care).
• Teddy- at widow's support group. laughing. Ted, you're going to get kicked out, girl. Drop the medical talk and grieve, DAMMIT!
• Mer/ Cristina friendship- great. "I was staring at Simba." hahaha. (cue "Circle of Life."
• Cristina and Owen both trying to use Mer for help.
• Derek and Meredith talking about lion and no one cares.
• Lexie worried about Mark and Juliana moving too fast and moving in together (me too, Lex. TEAM MEXIE!).
• Chief (oh wait...erm, Dr. Webber) and sexy Avery fighting over lion victims. Oh doctors, you never have any sympathy for the injured; instead you fight over them like the last pair of Steve Madden boots on Black Friday. 
• Medical talk. Standard grossness.
• Oh Kirby the lion, your mom is worried, come home soon. 
• Teddy looking to the future. Okayyy.
• Some girl leaving, I don't know who this is but I have a feeling that she hooked up with Arizona at some point by the awkwardness that is ensuing. 
• Alex and Morgan! I think they are cute but I'm sure Alex will pull the standard Alex jerk move and be a jerk to her. Yupp, he wants off the case because he is actually liking this girl and he is freaking out. 
• Yeahhh, he def doesn't mean it. 
• Mer got in on the good surgery-shocker. (don't get me wrong I love Mer-fave character, but she always gets the good stuff).
• Owen stop talking to her bffl, talk to your wife, dude!
• Go Mer-protect your person!
• On a side note, why do all of the same people get all of the good surgeries. These people can't be the only doctors in the hospital-yet they still always get the best stuff. Oh wait... I know why, it's because it's a tv show and they all are extremely good looking. 
• Callie panicking over Arizona's ex chica. 
• OMG it's Doyle from Gilmore Girls! Where's Paris, Doyle? She could've saved you. 
• More standard grossness.
• Teddy and Cristina working together. Maybe they can bond over the fact that Owen kinda messed up them both? They are scrubbing hearts or something. Oh wait, growing hearts.
• Oohh, they have new pagers! Fun! I miss the glitter one though, what ever happened to that?
• Baby Grey is still working with Derek, who is in full sexy bad-ass mode. Damn, I just want to touch his hair.
• Lexie discussing Mark's gf with Derek. Awkward... glad they stopped. 
• April in over her head-this has never happened before. 
• Standard Old couple. OMG the Gilmore Girls appearances continue! It's Season 2 Mia! Bed and breakfast? I wonder if they were staying at the Dragonfly? Oh they saw the lion. Dang, that lion was making the rounds (hehe medical pun).
• Here comes the standard who were your exes talk where it only makes everyone upset. 
• Wait when did Callie hookup with Karev?
• Bailey can't grasp the concept of a pet lion. Me either, Bails.
• Bailey can't sense the awkward tension between Mer and Owen. Oh wait, now she gets it. That's it, Bails, just ask for suction. But no amount of suction is going to suck the tension out of that room. 
• Commercials are so dull. Thank God for Pinterest to entertain me.
• Jessie Williams (sexy Avery) just showed up on my Pinterest. Again, thank God for Pinterest. 
• Mia from Gilmore Girls is worried about her husband having a heart attack. I hope Luke and Lorelai show up! They can all go see whales together!
• Lexie is wayy too nervous tonight. Girl, you have a photographic memory, just think of Mark naked and move on! 
• Aw Derek said he's her big brother-precious. Even though he said he wasn't right then, it was implied. Cute.
• Cristina's doing something with test tubes that Alex and Avery came to see (Note to self-growing hearts lures hott men to your side).
• Lexie comparing herself to the lion lady metaphorically. Standard.
• Cristina reminding them it's not a lunch room. Good protocol. 
• I will be very sad if Morgan's baby dies. 
• Morgan just wants Alex. Come on, Alex, come back and save the little baby. 
• Nope, Alex just ran away. Not nice. 
• I would watch Scandal because it takes place in DC but I don't think I am emotionally prepared to handle another show right now. Maybe in time.
• Chief and sexy Avery working on Doyle in the O.R. Callie compares the guy being mauled by a lion to Arizona having past lovers. Man, these doctors are kinda selfish. And now Chief wants to keep the lion tooth, I rest my case.
• Mia from Gilmore Girls has an IPhone and I don't. Sigh. And now she's being cute and sad. 
• Derek is in take charge mode. Doing surgery and clearly is a Mexie fan. Telling Lexie to make a move. Yii!
• Morgan Intern is texting Alex by the hundreds (with profanity). 
• Please don't let this cute old man die.
• Owen, drop it. Leave Mer alone. She didn't know, dummy. 
• Oh and now Bailey knows, too. Perf.
• Cristina is still trying to grow hearts (I feel like there's a Grinch or Tin Man joke here somewhere, but I can't think of one right now). 
• I really hope we get a Mexie kiss tonight, but I think that is sadly only wishful thinking. Shonda makes us work for our 'ships on this show (think about it-it took MerDer like 6 years to be happy). 
• Titanic commercial. Wait- what movie is this? Never heard of it. 
• Oh good, Mia from Gilmore Girls' hubby is prob going to be okay.
• Asking for names is a bad idea, Callie. Didn't you see the One Tree Hill episode about this?
• Okayyy, Arizona was a slut. 
• Doyle, dump this girl and go find Paris Gellar again. She won't make you do anything outdoorsy or get mauled by a lion.
• Chief, raising morals left and right. Cue inspirational music and white-knight references.
• Wait-Chief just said bastard??? Odd.
• Oh Avery, you're a bad liar. 
• Alex, what girl is going to make you drop the jerk act and be nice? Izzie did for awhile but now you are uber-jerk again. I like Morgan, she can call you out on your sh*t; drop the jerk act for her. 
• Nope, you're not going to drop it. While you have solid points, Alex, you could be a bit nicer. 
• Mer brought Cristina a fro-yo treat. What are persons for? 
• Nooooo! THEY KILLED MIA FROM GILMORE GIRLS? REALLY? If she is actually dead this is the saddest thing ever. 
• Damn you Grey's for always making sad old people storylines!
• Wait, was that Lark Voorhees on the McDonald's commercial? I hope so!
• I guess Alex did what he had to do? But I hope they get together at some point. 
• Doyle is reunited with lion-lover and she only cares about her lion. And she's blaming Doyle who saved her. Wow. Dump her ass, Doyle. This woman is cray-cray. Good job.
• Yes, Avery, idiots attract.
• Callie is studying Arizona's past lovers. 
• "Everybody's got a past." No one knows that more than Mark Sloan. 
• HAHAHHA Mark just called himself the "golden boy." My life is now complete.
• Wow this is sad. Poor Mia's hubby. This is why I could never be a doctor. This, and the fact that I hate science. 
• I just want to give that old man a hug. But I think he was put on the show to help Teddy grieve, so at least he has a purpose. 
• Damn, I miss Teddy's hott hubby. He was a keeper. But sadly, he wasn't a doctor, so Shonda had to give him the boot.
• Bailey being forgiving and kind to Owen. 
• I still can't believe Owen cheated. Stupiddd.
• Poor Teddy. If it makes you feel better, you're a bad-ass widow.
• MEXIE! Pleaseee makeout in the elevator. Or the parking lot. 
• SKIP THE CHARTING LEXIE GO MAKEOUT WITH HIM! ughhhh
• Chief has quite the collection. This is really weird. His "tribute to the idiots." He likes idiots because they give him cool stuff. Once again, sometimes these doctors are selfish. 
• Aww Zola is adorbs. And now she has a lion. 
• Derek, you can rawr for me.
• haha "If you ever cheat on me, I'll kill you."
• Aw MerDer- so cute. You're all I care about. (and MEXIE).
• More awkward silence at the Yang-Hunt residence. Sigh. 
• OMG SHE THREW HER CEREAL IN HIS FACE! hahahhaha #winning Cristina.
• Looks like they finally fight next week. Mark is chief? Oh boy. 

Well, that was fun. I think I am going to do that from now on with Grey's. Probs not other shows though because most other shows I have to focus more. Thanks for reading my random musings!