Grey's Anatomy: Migrations

First of all, I would like to say how excited I am that all of the (important) actors have signed on to season 9! Yayy! I am mostly excited that Ellen and Patrick aka MerDer have signed on again!

Second, I would like to comment on the rumor/spoiler that a "beloved" character will die. I personally think it could be Callie because the rumor is Sara Ramirez wants to go on Broadway again. We will see.

Now, onto the episode.

• They are going through each resident and discussing their status. They want them all to stay, especially the MerDer powerteam.
• THEY ARE ALL GETTING HAMMED TO SEXY AND I KNOW IT! Omg. This is amazing. 
• "Firsts." yupp.
• I have missed the wild side of these residents. We haven't had a rager like this since season 2. 
• I would also like to point out that Meredith must be feeling well enough to dance on tables and fist bump-good for her. 
• Drunk Cristina encountering Owen. Oh. no. Oh wait, this is cute. Now it's over, sigh. 
• Bailey's bofrien is making mimosas and wants some quality loving time but she is all about surgery.
• This couple has married each other 3 times? They beat Ross and Rachel. 
• I can't wait to see the babies in their navy scrubs next year! Precious!
• Arizona's bffl is dying and she is avoiding him.
• Aw, Mer wants to stay with her family. PRECIOUS!
• You guys are obvs staying because you both renewed your contracts, but good try with the "what will they do?" drama.
• Karev is being wooed with "the dream" of Hopkins Peds surgery. 
• However, since Justin Chambers renewed his contract, we are also sure he is staying. Good try again with the drama though, Shonda. 
• Meredith, Cristina is staying too. Sandra renewed her contract too. Sigh, these people love to mess with our heads. 
• Teddy is in motivational mode. 
• Meredith: "We can get drunk on the weekends."
• Cristina hugged Alex! "Nice work, Evil Spawn." OMG that was adorable.
• Bails and Bofrien arguing while she and Mer are having a grand time going through this guy's intestines. These docs get their kicks from the strangest things. 
• This might be the first time two doctors went into an on-call room not to have sex. This is odd. Way to go against the grain, Chief and Karev. Chief is playing hardball here, with "incidentals and overhead funds," whatever those are. 
• Where is Lexie? I want she and Mark to awkwardly encounter each other.
• "Thank you for your cantor" and "I am not a cheater." hahahhahaha
• Ah, here is the awkward encounter I was hoping for. And Derek was privy to it too. Reminds me of one of the best Grey's scenes ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj3CzjyGoe4

• Oh Mark, so awkwy. You are great. 
• Callie is being hardcore here. You go, girl. 
• These people probably have some sort of crazy disease. Yupp, worms. Lovely. And Bails and Mer seem excited. Sigh, these doctors. 
• Cristina being April. OMG she is killing it in this episode. Heart her right now.
• Avery is trying to be supportive and April is avoiding him because of awkward sex. 
• And someone mentioned Sloan and Lexie awkwardly left the table. 
• I am def overusing the word "awkward" tonight but if the shoe fits...
• Heart their dream house. PLEASE LIVE THERE MERDER!
• Aw, he wants to cure Alzheimer's and that's why he wants to go to Harvard. That is cute. 
• Aw, Teddy wants Cristina to stay. And she is now on Team Cristowen apparently. 
• Cristina, of course, is avoiding talking about her feelings and discusses medicine instead.
• The worm lady is discussing her relationship and it makes Mark think of Lexie and Avery think of April. 
• It's couple-time in the O.R! MerDer and Bails/Bofrien. 
• Oh man, he is totes proposing in the crossword! AHHHH
• Called it!
• MerDer awkwardly in the room. 
• Bofrien is being adorable. 
• Not everyone can say they were proposed to while in a worm operation. You lucky gal, Bailey. 
• Lots of problems with Arizona's bffl's surgery.
• He isn't going to make it :(. Poor Arizona and her bffl. This is very sad. 
• OMG Grey's is actually acknowledging the presence of other interns besides the Fab 5! This is new...
• If Cristina doesn't kill Owen, Teddy might. Or not. Hm, I expected her to be more upset about this. 
• Alex clearly doesn't want to leave Seattle Grace. Aka Justin renewed his contract. 
• Is he about to fire April? This is sad. Maybe she is getting killed?
• Sister brought up the fact that he is hiring Karev so he can't hire April.
• THEY ALL BETTER FRIGGIN STAY IN SEATTLE.
• WHAT? NO. I am upset. They are and will always be each other's persons. 
• Okay, its official. Callie is totes going to die because apparently the show wants to hate Arizona and make her lose everything. 
• Calizona is cute. Please don't kill Callie. 
• Cristowen. I am on the edge of my seat. 
• Awww yayy Cristowen. Forgiveness sex. Nice. 
• Now Bails is in sexy mode. And I so do not want to know what is under that jacket. Oh, okay, she told us. Thong.
• Is he breaking up with her now? Becoming AN INTERN? Did he see seasons 1-3 of Grey's? The intern's lives sucked. He shouldn't do it.
• Awkward times with Mexie.
• "Ungrateful crapdog." I can't even take this seriously.
• Unless next year is going to be a bi-continental show then they are all def staying.
• 5 bucks says everyone in a coat right now goes through some sort of tragedy and that's when someone dies. And the survivors stay. 
• Plane crash? Where are they all going? There is totes going to be a plane crash. Sigh. This is bad. 
• Called it. Oh snap. 
• And Grey's does it again. The unthinkable. Sigh. 
• Well, we know Owen, Avery, April, Chief, Callie, Bailey should be safe because they weren't on the plane but who really knows. 
• Sister and I think Arizona will probs die because no one has heard anything about Jessica Capshaw and Arizona will "go with her brother and bffl." This is going to be tough on Calizona fans. 

Hart of Dixie: Disaster Drills and Departures

As tonight's title suggests, Zoe is going to depart tonight. Sigh. That's no way to solve your problems, Zo. Let us begin.

• Rose's mom: it is not Zoe's fault that your kid has appendicitis. So, stop blaming her.
• Rose is fine, and asking for Zoe. Oh good. 
• Oh Wade, you are so bitter yet so hott at the same time. I wish you cared where my whereabouts were. 
• Magnolia wants to be bffls with Rose now. Flower Power!
• Awkward trio times! They all square dance around each other and look away.
• Oh boy, "disaster drills" season. This storyline promises hilarity.
• Ah, one CW show promoting another. Just like Jimmy-Jam in season 6 of OTH talking about he wants to watch Gossip Girl.
• The inevitable television "no sex until wedding night" pact. This always leads to extremely horny people.
• Wade's Place. I like it. Sister and I would attend for obvious reasons. 
• Zoe, go see Rose. You didn't almost kill her. BTdubs who is this lady talking to Zoe? Whatever, she seems lovely. 
• Dr. Zoe Hart is turning hart-less. Sigh. 
• Oh, Sister just informed me that curly haired lady is Zoe's receptionist/nurse. Good to know. 
• Who's hoping H of D gets renewed for season 2?? I am! and Sister too! Come on CW, make it happen. 
• Zoe is attempting to be hart-less but is failing desperately because she is too nosy and helpful to stay out of things.
• That's funny, Lemon's friend, jordan almonds always remind me of the vomiting scene in Bridesmaids. 
• Of course all of Lemon's friends want to talk about sex when she is taking a sex break. 
• Tennis as a sex metaphor, love-ly. (pun intended).
• Lemon's airhead friend really thinks they are discussing tennis. Sigh. Lemon must be the Einstein of her clique.
• Feel guilty, Rose's mom. You should.
• Rose we are just as confused as you are as to why Magnolia has put on a nice act. 
• Zoe, rewind and be kind. The best doctors are nosy people all up in everyone's business and are way too involved with their patients. Haven't you ever watched an episode of Grey's Anatomy?
• Clearly Daddy Brick has seen Grey's.
• DADDY HART! This is new.
• I recognized Daddy Hart and after Wikipediaing him I realized he is from Dodgeball and is Hilary Duff's stepdad in Cadet Kelly! He is also Katherine's ex from Desperate Housewives.
• Lemon's airhead friend is named Cricket apparently.
• Cricket, Lemon, Brick. Sigh. The names on this show are unreal. 
• Lemon made some sort of scavenger hunt for she and George. Clearly, she has seen the One Tree Hill episode where Brooke sets up the scavenger hunt for Naley. Precious. 
• Lemon is practicing her "come hither" face and George walks in.
• "Push through" and "get it out of the way." Romantic, guys.
• Magnolia is apparently feeling guilty that she said she wished Rose was dead. Oh boy, Rose overheard and is clearly going to abuse this power over Magnolia. I would too, Rose. 
• Ah, getting wasted. That sure lightened the mood in this hotel room. 
• Lemon is totes going to get her head stuck in the bed. Yupp, even blind people saw that coming.
• Why is this song part of the emergency procedures in this town? They are all screwed.
• Aw, Zoe is all isolated. But Daddy Hart is there to save the day. Giving her a cardio fellowship in Boston. 
• Zoe, we know you aren't going to leave Bluebell. But this is a good plot twist to keep us on the edge of our seats until Wade is shirtless again. 
• Lavon is sad Zoe is leaving. Us too, Lavon. 
• It's only 9:31 so clearly she will be back. Without Zoe, the show would be called of Dixie. Clearly doesn't work. 
• Wade is trying to woo the bank loan giver. "You're young now!" 
• He is totes making things worse. Sigh. Wade, just take off your shirt and she will be putty in your hands. 
• Good job, Rose. Milk it, girlie. "Mysteriously almost dying."
• I hope Zoe's other daddy comes back as a ghost and gets her to stay. 
• ANSWER, ZOE!
• Here is the aforementioned hilarity. Everyone is rushing around for the fake emergency. This seems unnecessary. 
• Lemon, darling, it is physically impossible to chew off your own head. Your head doesn't bend like that, sweetie.
• TURN AROUND ZOE! 
• These past few episodes Zoe has probs been my least fave character. And that is saying something in a show with Lavon and Magnolia on it. 
• Aw, Rose you are breaking my heart. Hart-less Zoe is being mean. 
• Caring IS infectious, Zoe. You are totes going to miss the small-town life. 
• "Where in our plan does it say 'Wade hits on loan officer?'" Lavon, once an episode you remind me that I have some, albeit little, use for you. 
• Flight delayed! IT'S A SIGN!
• Dang, there are no good mothers on this show. Rose's, Zoe's, Lemon and Magnolia's. 
• ZOE THIS IS SWEET BUT GO SEE ROSIE ROSE!
• Poor Lemon's friend who's name I do not know. Ah, Annabeth. Thank you, Zoe, for clearing that up. Also, thank you Annabeth, for having a normal name. 
• Yes, everyone cares. Which is why you should stay, Zoe. 
• Let's hope Brick convinces her to stay. Fingers crossed! 
• Lavon, now I have 2 uses for you! You got Brick to come and talk to Zoe!
• Okay, Zoe, I like you again because you are being human and I am sure you are going to stay now. 
• So wise, Brick. So so wise. 
• THEY DIDN'T SHOW US HOW SHE GOT OUT???!!! No. I'm upset. 
• Lemon and George are reminiscing over triaging dummies. If that's not love, I don't know what is. 
• YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Even though we def saw this coming, YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
• At least this show has a pair of good daddies, Daddy Hart and Daddy Brick. 
• Wilmy shot!
• Lavon, don't break Wade's heart. SHE ISN'T GONE!
• Aw, sad Wade. Rambling about her when he really loves her. 
• Zoe is staying and everyone is happy again! Yayy!
• Yayy Zoe is visiting Rose! Precious. 
• Season finale promo involved Zoe-Wade sexual tension and Wade taking his shirt off. Could I BE more on board???

Let The Bad Times Roll...

Tonight's Grey's is entitled "Let the Bad Times Role," so it sounds like its going to be a rabble-rousing good time! Let us begin...

• Awkward post-sex talk between Chief and Avery's mom.
• One of the Seattle Grace docs didn't pass. My guess is Alex because he didn't show up or April because having sex scarred her for life.
• FEENY!!! Shut up! FEENY!! ahhhh so great.
• So awkward that they are being tested in a hotel room. Like there's a bed right next to them. Guess they wanted to make the sex-crazed Seattle Grace docs feel right at home?
• Oh Mer, you are so sick. Poor girl. 
• Seems like none of them did too great...
• Alex is going to run 20 blocks. Cue sexy running montage (although he actually doesn't run that sexily sadly). 
• Julia go away. No one likes you.
• Sophia is quite the little chunk. And Sister points out that she looks more Spanish than Callie. 
• Julia, stop saying you guys should have a baby. You are annoying. 
• #thatawkwardmoment when you say "I love your babies' moms!"
• Arizona's old bestie is coming to the hospital. Callie has to operate on him. This seems like a bad scenario. If they do some dumb storyline where this guy dies on Callie's table and then they make Arizona mad at Callie I will be pissed/annoyed.
• Mark you don't love Julia. You love Lexie! DURRRR
• Good timing, Lex!
• WE ALL WANT MEXIE BABIES! Jark babies would just be ugly.
• Hey it's the dad from Wizards of Waverly Place! That is not Mrs. Russo though...I'm totes telling Alex...
• Why are they wooing other resident candidates? We don't like anyone other doctors, duh. 
• Is Bailey about to be peppy? This will be weird.
• Hey, Teddy and Owen made small talk without fighting! Good job, guys!
• Mer made it through one round without puking! Yayy!
• "I wanna punch your face." hahahha
• Oh no, Alex. You better rock those next two sections.
• Yes Avery, she is everywhere, including in Chief's pants.
• Ew, if my mom ever tries to talk about her "needs," with me I will immediately vomit and run away. 
• Oops, April. Killing a hypothetical patient is not what you want. 
• Ew, hearing about all of this gross stuff is not what you want to hear when you are as sick as Mer. This woman is just torturing her now. 
• Oh April, you are such a spaz. Calm it down...
• Ew, April, you totes forgot deodorant this morning. Also, taking off your clothes is NOT a good way to pass your boards. 
• APRIL STOP TALKING NOW!
• Okay, STOP SHOUTING NOW!
• Now April failing seems too obvious, don't think its her anymore.
• If Mer passes I honestly don't care about the rest of them. 
• Oh Cristina, I am totes jealous you get to hang out with Feeny all day. Ask him to introduce you to Cory and Topanga!
• Also, Cristina you are totes not a friendly gal. 
• Back to real patients, Callie is working with Arizona's childhood bestie. Apparently, he is in more pain than she thought. 
• Ahh, 10 year old weddings. The backbone of 4th grade recess. 
• These residents getting a tour with Bails are totes not pretty enough to work at Seattle Grace. Also they are snobs. Go away, and bring us our faves back!
• Aw, Derek is concerned about Lexie. "Big brother." Precious. 
• Derek, you can't drop a bomb like that and leave! She needs her big brother again for 30 more seconds!
• "Are all of your questions gross?" hahaha Mer you are killing it tonight.
• Cristina, your guy did not operate in the stone age, he taught the same 4 students from elementary school to college in Philadelphia!
• April, you have officially lost it. OMG. 
• I wonder if all doctors do this during their boards? There is no way they would embellish this for a television show (sarcastic typing).
• I forgot April awkwardly talked about her promise to Jesus right after sex. hahahhaha
• Now Mother chimed in via text: "April must be having hot flashes!" oh Mother, you are great.
• Yes because bathroom sex is really going to help calm April's craziness.
• Sister totes called them locking the bathroom.
• Guys, we don't need a play by play.
• HOW LONG ARE THESE BREAKS?? Too long, apparently. 
• If they show old people sex again, I am flipping to Disney Channel. 
• Mother: "Round 2!" hahahha
• Food sniffing will not be tolerated at Seattle Grace/Mercy West. 
• EVERYONE MUST STAY.
• "I think our daughter tried to kill me." hahaha Mer.
• Ooh, this MerDer phone convo thing they are doing is cool. 
• FINAL SESSION. Cue scary music.
• How to fail your boards, by April Keppner: Sweat like you are running a marathon. Take off your clothes. Scream at the examiners. And finally, say you had sex in the bathroom with your bestie during the break. 
• Mother just texted me: "Jesus who?" to which I asked if she was joking and she said "Yes, I was speaking from April's perspective when she was horny." O.M.G. I love my mom. 
• Callie totes kicked Arizona out of there because her bestie is either dying or really sick. Oh boy. I do not see this ending well. 
• Derek is metaphorically talking about fat or something. I dunno. 
• Aw, poor Arizona. 
• Ew, Mer just vomed in front of the examiners.
• Speaking of examiners, Feeny is grilling Cristina. 
• "You're doctors, you can't handle a little vomit?" GO MER!
• Known since she was 12 years old. Mer is such a rock star. 
• Feeny is going all Freudian on Yang. 
• I wonder if Sandra Oh ever saw Boy Meets World and was pumped to work with him? Or if any of the other actors were jealous of her? 
• MASH reference. Mother is probably losing her sh*t right now. Yupp, just got a "Yayy Mash!" text. 
• Okay, I really don't know who is going to fail now. 
• They all did well on the middle session, and now they are all crashing and burning, leaving us guessing who fails. Why do you always do this to me, Greys?
• Aw, I hate seeing Alex so broken. 
• Okay, can't handle this. Totes checking the forums for spoilers now to see who failed. 
• Can't figure it out! GAH! Will have to wait 7 minutes now.
• They better tell us this week. 
• Ew, old people stop talking about sex. I am so grossed out, more than when Mer was getting all of the gross diseases.
• Ew, old people, stop planning to have sex in the future. Ugh. They better not show it again.
• Chief knows how to lose a blackberry? Alright.
• Ah, skull couple symbolic of Mexie. 
• MEXIE PLEASE KISS! LIKE NOW!
• YAYY SHE SAID I LOVE YOU!
• Yes, Jackson is gorgeous.
• Babies with lesbian bff. hahahhahahhahahaha I heart the Grey sisters. They are too great.
• I'd get infected by Mark Sloan...
• Mother is a Mexie fan too.
• If he breaks her heart I will be so upset.
• KISS HER ALREADY MARK!
• JULIA GO AWAY FOREVER!
• Arizona's friend is cute. I am sad he is dying. 
• All of the residents checking email for who passed. 
• I have decided that Cristina probs failed.
• YAYY JACKSON CRISTINA MER ALEX
• Poor April.
• Wow, I was kidding before when I made that list about how to fail your boards. But apparently, that's how to do it. 
• Wait did she fail? I am not sure.
• We will see what happens. 
• Until next week!

Hart of Dixie Round 2: Leggo

I am watching Hart of Dixie with Sister again. Time for random thoughts:

• Taylor Swift! yayy!
• #thatawkwardmoment when you're bffl you are secretly in love with and is engaged? (maybe) to someone else comes and wakes you up in the morning and you try to get all cute.
• This is weird? Best night of your life? Engaged to the wrong girl, dude. 
• 15 year relationship? Wow, they are Bluebell's resident Cory and Topanga.
• Stay friends. The two words every girl loves to hear.
• YAYYYYYYYY WADE. He is so sexy. Take your shirt off now, please and thanks and abs.
• Bluebell battle? sigh. This outta be good.
• Wade and Zoe: stop fighting and make out already.
• Still can't get over the fact that the girl's name is Lemon. Her sister should've been named Lime.
• For the umpteenth time, Zoe needs to get over George and makeout with Wade already.
• The Reverend would have the last name "Mayfair." Because if that's your last name you have to have a reputable occupation.
• George: when Lemon screws you over, make lemonade and get back together with her.
• Seriously, I cannot get over the fact that her name is Lemon; every time someone says it I internally giggle and can't take anything anyone says seriously
• Love Tom and his puppy sweater. He is too cute. 
• Wade and Tom at the same table. What a great table. I would pay to sit at that table.
• I bet/hope Zoe does this ho-dunk race with Wade.
• Yupp, hott ex-wife just suggested Zoe Hart. 
• Zoe's pseudo little sister is pumped because Magnolia's ex asked her out. Congrats, little girl, I am sure you found your soul mate at age 14. 
• Zoe keeps calling George names like "buddy" and "pal," to try and cover up the fact that she really wants to call him "sexy beast." 

• I have no use for the Mayor guy. Levon? #notinterested
• Wade being nice. and sexy. Sigh. 
• Yeah you could be a good team, in bed. (too far?).
• Zoe, he is in love with you. That is what is with that guy.
• Sister thinks that the Reverend Mayfair was on Clarissa Explains It All.
• Lem def cannot pull off that bright red lipstick, just saying.
• Reverend Mayfair is making them play with Sock Em Bop Ems, yupp he was def on Clarissa Explains It All because now he is making them play with 90s toys. 
• Looks like its Cory and Topanga versus Ross and Rachel (the will they won't they of the show) in the big Bluebell town race. Yee-haw!
• Did "Daddy" really just call her "lemonade?" Oh. My. God. 
• I would pay so much money to sit at Wade's bar. 
• Pseudo little sister's mom is cray cray overprotective! Hello, helicopter parent. 
• And now pseudo little sister is pissed because her first offic date is at said race.
• Have we determined what said race is now? Are they running? Rowing? Tobogganing? 
• He wants your heart, Zoe, not just the race prize. 

• Sister commented that Lem and George are wearing church clothes while racing. Oh, the South.
• Levon is wearing a bowler hat. I care about him even less now.
• I hope Wade runs shirtless in his aviators. 
• They win a bell? And $5000? alrighty.
• What is going on?
• From what I can gather, it is some sort of hillbilly scavenger hunt with wheelbarrow building and other such events. 
• Wade, please call me "Doll."
• I think Wade is speaking metaphorically. The wheelbarrow is symbolic of their relationship.
• Are ex-wife and mayor I could care less about going to hookup? 
• The next challenge is nut counting? Huh?
• Rose and Freddie are going to get a milkshake. In love. Prec.
• What I would give to press against Wade like that. 
• And Lem and George are making some sort of husk-sculpture. So this is what they do instead of making snowmen in the South?
• George with a low blow, admitting locking lips with Zoe.
• Wade thinks he is in to her. Poor guy. 
• The next task is eating cotton candy? Rosie from Ellen would be pumped.
• Aw, Wade, I hope Zoe doesn't break your heart. 
• I bet Levon I don't care about comforts ex-wife and they get it on. 
• I don't know if they were eating cotton candy or not. Huh. The mysteries of this show. 

• Zoe I am not liking you so much right now. 
• Okay, Levon, I know have use for you because you defended the honorable Wade.
• Ross and Rachel are in third place! Yayy!
• Zoe seems to be pondering the idea of her and Wade. We will see.
• I think Rose overestimated the intelligence and romantic qualities of this 14 year old. 
• The final task is fishing off of the wall of a church? Yupp, I still don't get the point of this whole thing. 
• Why do they always refer to Zoe as Zoe Hart? This town has like 5 people in it, everyone would know who they were talking about if they just said Zoe.
• Romantical times reeling in the fish wire with Wade. 
• Zoe, if you break Wade's heart I will drive to Bluebell (God help me) and break yours.
• Rose is about to go to makeout pond. Oooh ooohh.
• Lem getting deep...
• No Zoe, do not tell him. It will only end in embarrassment and with Wade's sexy face looking sad.
• I'm sorry how would this race possibly help her win him back? Like are we supposed to assume he would see her corn sculpture and have to have her right then and there?

• Oh, scaling the building to get the fish. Yupp, that is how she is going to win him back. 
• Aw, Wade's sexy face is sad. And he is sad. Zoe better make this up to him.
• 5 bucks says they have a "make up on the roof" kiss. 
• Fish and worms. Romantic. 
• This kid is really awkward. Rose is cute. I bet she throws up when he tries to kiss her though, poor kid. 
• Now George is going to get that stupid fish. Still don't get why all this is important.
• George and Lemon got their fish back aka their relationship back. Hart of Dixie you are so symbolic tonight. 

• Now they are all bro-ing out in the Bluebell version of the Peach Pitt. 
• Oh Mayfair, you are so wise and know who belongs together. 
• Tom is sad about choking and ruining their fishing chances. Matching sweatsuit gf doesn't care because his stupidness is adorable. They kiss. 
• Mayor Levon and Wade's ex are probs going to have a sexy spaghetti dinner. Ex wife regrets playing cupid with her ex. Oops. 
• Levon is a list maker. Made one about Little Miss Lemonade. 
• If Lemon gets drunk at this party can we call her Pina-Colada?
• Ohh, ex-wife's name is Pansy. The names in this town are ridiculous. They are all either flowers or fruits. (note- Sister just informed me that it is Tansy not Pansy. Because that is so much better.) 
• Aw, stupid shorts is the only bad thing he can say about her. Wade, you are perfect. 
• George, go away and run back to your fruit. Zoe, leave your apartment and run back to your Wade. 
• Sorry, Zo, Cory won't dump Topanga for you, as much as you want him to. 
• #thatawkwardmoment when the girl you are making a list about runs in the room.
• Pseudo sister has a burst appendix and her mom is blaming Zoe. Because it is really her fault her daughter got appendicitis on her first date. 
• That seems like a good idea. Don't let the only surgeon in town near your daughter after her appendix burst. Very smart move there, helicopter mom. 

Well, another H of D down. Summary: I do like Zoe, but I think she needs to get over George and be with Wade. Also this town has interesting ways of amusing itself. Thanks for reading! 

Grey's Anatomy: "Moment of Truth."

• Oh boy, Medical Boards time. Wonder what will happen? Bet everyone magically passes after some unpredictable drama.
• April is a soldier. Alrighty...
• Avery looks sexy in that hoodie. And Mark just gave him money. Lucky guy.
• Awkward Cristowen eye contact.
• Aw, all of the Docs are watching them leave. Precious. It's like they are going away to summer camp.
• Poor Zola is sick. Meredith has to go take the boards. Good thing her Dad is a sexy Doctor with great hair.
• 5 bucks says Alex misses the boards because of Morgan and Tommy but wins Morgan's heart and passes the exam magically anyways.
• April is crazy. End of story. I still enjoy her though. 
• The bus is honking and the attendings are waving. Just like summer camp parents.
• Sigh, I wish Mark needed Lexie in a non-surgical way. 
• Now they are discussing CDs and Lexie just used the phrase "fresh;" Oh Lex, you cannot pull that off, babe. 
• Oh San Fran. What up. Let's go Seattle Grace Mercy West Residents! Kick ass!
• April has an awkward encounter with a fairly attractive guy in a hat. 
• Meredith is sick. Oh, snap. 5 bucks says she pukes on her test. April is def going to lock herself in one of those plastic bubbles now because she is that neurotic. 
• Random commercial musing: Today I was watching re-runs of season 2 Grey's and I have concluded that every single one of these characters has grown more attractive as the years have gone by. Seriously, Derek, Meredith, Mark, Callie, Alex, everyone. They are all have just gotten hotter with age. Lucky bitches. 
• Yupp, April is freaking out. Well, actually everyone is but Cristina, since she is Mer's person and legally isn't allowed. 
• Avery's mom showed up to the Boards. hahaha poor guy. Continuing the summer camp metaphor, it's like when your mom shows up mid-week just to check in with you. And he has a lucky pencil. #embarrassing. 
• Owen and Teddy arguing. Shocker. 
• I like Bailey's purple scrub cap. Cute.
• Yes Callie, dealing with the Teddy-Owen dynamic is like diffusing a bomb. If only Mer were at the hospital, she has bomb experience.
• April is one emotional cookie. 
• Alex is going back to Seattle. Who predicted this?
• ABC volunteering commercial. Hey Grey's cast and Dana Delaney.
• Zola is very sick. Aw Derek is trying to be super Dad. Precious.
• I really hope Mer and Der stay in Seattle (meaning I hope Ellen and Patrick renew their contracts).
• hahahha Cristina with a face mask on. And is giving Mer a black market obtained IV. Oh Seattle Grace doctors, you keep me so young with your antics.
• Oh good, more Mexie interactions. And cute lunchtime flirting. Andd Mark just ruined that with talk of Avery and her breaking up. P.S. Mark they broke up because she's still in love with you, in case you were wondering. 
• Oh Alex, you are totes going to miss your boards. 
• They better not kill this baby. Ugh. 
• Come on, Tommy! Magically survive somehow!
• Drinking before the Boards seems like a bad idea, April and Avery. 
• Awkward encounter guy is hott. And "wound up." Avery is getting all protective. Have I mentioned I want Avery and April to be together?
• BAR FIGHT! OMG APRIL JUST PUNCHED THAT GUY AND USED THE PHRASE "YEAH BITCH I WANNA GO!" A part of me just died inside. Of laughter and hilarity. 
• Also, how dare that guy punch Avery in his sexy face? Doesn't he know that half of the appeal of this show is the attractiveness of its doctors? Particularly Avery???
• Haha April gave that guy a bloody nose. She is going bat sh*t crazy.
• Heyy there Chief! What an awkward moment to walk in on-two of your residents engaging in a "brawl in a bar." 
• This Morgan storyline is sad. I hope she and Alex get together after all of this. Hello, replacement Izzie.
• Standard 9:30pm coding. Happens every episode. 
• Ew, is Chief going to hook up with Avery's mom. Dang, he really likes to make his way through the parents of his residents. 
• Poor sick Mer. She is feeling terrible and all she can think about is feeling guilty for being a bad mom when her kid is sick. Aw. 
• Well, Cristina is finally talking. Yes, Mer already knew, and so did all of the Grey's viewers. But no one else does.
• April and Avery are totes going to hook up. This Boards hotel place is like freakin' Vegas with all of the hooking up going on. 
• Is April about to cash in her V-card with Avery? Yeah, I'd do it too. #understandable #heishott.
• Yes, Chief, Avery is in good shape considering he is most likely getting some right now. 
• This Teddy-Owen arguing storyline is really dull. 
• Bails, you totes aren't supposed to take your mask off during surgery. I, as an 8-season viewer, know that is not acceptable doctor behavior. 
• Bailey is the #1 supporter of Owen apparently. 
• Baby Tommy dying. This is really sad. 
• I am going to have to come up with a couple name for Alex and Morgan. Amorgan? Molex?
• GAH Mexie just get it on already! #frustrating 
• Ew. Chief and Avery's mom. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. She is not a subtle woman at all. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. 
• Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. I am sorry aren't these people too old to have sex??? THEY ARE AT LEAST TOO OLD FOR THEM TO BE SHOWING THIS ON TELEVISION. OMG. 
• Dear Grey's writers, no one wants to see old people have sex. love, Mel. 
• Sister weighs in "Anyone over 50 should not be removing their clothes."
• And we are back to the young hott couple. Okay, this I can watch. 
• April and Avery are having awkward pillow talk. She looks like she is internally spazzing out. 
• I really hope everyone sees him leave her room. I really want everyone to find out about this. Like now.
• I want these two to date. A lot. Couple names for them? Japril? 
• Aw, Mer and Cristina are having person-talking time between their rooms.
• Oh yeah, I forgot Derek was married before. To Addison. Huh. 
• Cristina is being oddly open-minded about this. 
• Meredith seems to be feeling better. That's good.
• No one seems to be getting a lot of sleep the night before their boards. Bad idea.
• NO YOU TWO CAN'T SEPARATE! YOU ARE EACH OTHER'S PERSON AND I WILL CRY.
• Merstina's person-friendship is precious. Dear Ellen and Sandra, please renew your contracts so it doesn't end. 
• This is very sad. 
• It's 9:54pm and Alex is still in Seattle. Don't see him making his Boards on time. 
• Arizona is Alex's biggest supporter. Cute.
• Oh no, Mer is totes going to vom on her test. 
• Aw Cristina being a supportive friend. Mind over matter. 
• OMG. Avery saw Chief in his mom's room. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Poor him. Considering I am scarred for life he is probably never going to recover from this. Way to ruin his chances on the Boards, horny geriatric squad. 
• Aw Derek and Zola. In a bumblebee costume. He is a cute dad.
• Lexie is turning to Derek a lot for help these days. What a cute, unexpected friendship. 
• Teddy reaching out to Owen. 
• I didn't know they had to dress up for the Boards. 
• April, way to drop a bomb there. Apparently you lost your love of Jesus somewhere in that bar fight.
• Yes, Avery, I would not like to look at that pencil again, either. Who knows what that pencil saw last night?
• Either Cristina or Mer is going to vomit here. 
• Alex, Alex, Alex. #oops
• Preview for next week: Boards were physical hell. Interrogation. Hopes and dreams on the line. FEENY! Someone didn't pass. 

Reasons I Am Now "On Board" With Hart Of Dixie

So Sister and I made a deal: I would try to watch Hart of Dixie if she attempted to watch Pretty Little Liars. So tonight I sat down with her and watched an eppie of HofD.

I hate to admit it, but I am officially on board with it now. Here's why:

1. Wade. OMG. He is so freaking sexy. I could stare at him for all 42 minutes (hear that writers? also writers-if you're listening, please keep him shirtless as much as possible). Also I love his sexual tension with Zoe. I am officially team Zade after only watching 5 minutes with them. 
2. Rachel Bilson. Love her. Makes me want to watch old eppies of The O.C. She is so cute and fun onscreen. However, Zoe needs to stop being such a smitten kitten over George. Dumb. 
3. Scotty McCreery was on tonight. In love. Come sing to me, Scotty. 
4. Magnolia is funny. 
5. Lemon is interesting.
6. Their Dad is Mike Beardsley from Yours, Mine, and Ours.

Mmk. On board now and curious to see what happens next. Will review next week's eppie after next week.

P.S. Sister, this totes means you have to watch PLL now...

5 Most Disappointing Storylines of Television (In Mel's Opinion)

(In no particular order, they all suck). 


1. Robin not being "the mother" on How I Met Your Mother

• Ugh really HIMYM writers? You totes screwed up in the first episode. I honestly think they underestimated how popular Ted and Robin's relationship would be and the chemistry Cobie and Josh had. And here is an actual quote from Craig Thomas, the co-creator: "Cobie (Robin) should have been the mother. We screwed up.”  NO SH*T!!!!! They were too presumptuous and trying to fool us too much and they ruined the possibility of her being the mother before they got to know the characters. That being said, I ABSOLUTELY ADORE HIMYM and find it one of the best comedies on TV right now. It is one of my favorite shows. Even though Ted and Robin aren't together (right now) their friendship and the friendship of the core 5 is awesome and makes the show. Still, I really hope that, even though Robin is not the mother, she and Ted still end up together in the end (i.e. the mother dies, they get divorced, etc.). I really think they should be endgame. I'm with Marshall, it's not over. "Not Yet."

2. Dawson and Joey not ending up together on Dawson's Creek

• Now I haven't seen a lot of Pacey and Joey together, because I am a diehard DJ fan. However, I do think that they are an okay alternative to DJ being endgame. The problem I have is the way the finale ended things and the route it took. They keep you guessing the whole eppie who she will choose, then they make you think it will be Pacey in the kitchen-spaghetti scene. Fine. But then don't throw that dumb "we are soulmates" crap in there! Sue me, but I think if you are going to call each other your "soulmate" than you should end up together. Whatever.

3. Mike Delfino being killed off Desperate Housewives

• I find this storyline especially irksome. How dare those writers kill off one half of the main will-they-won't-they couple of the show? Don't get me wrong, I love Carlos and Gabby, and Lynette and Tom (yeah, writers, you screwed that one up, too). But Susan and Mike made the show from the beginning. When they flirted over her terrible mac n cheese in the pilot, you just knew they were going to end up together. That is, until high-and-mighty Marc "I do what I want and what will be cool, not what the fans want," Cherry decided Mike had to go. SERIOUSLY? Even Teri Hatcher is pissed about this. Not cool, dude. 

4. Owen cheating on Cristina on Grey's Anatomy

• This was just, stupid, unnecessary, and out of character. Don't the writers have enough to do with Owen's PTSD and his disappointment in Cristina not getting an abortion? Can't they have drama over that for a couple of episodes and still come out stronger? I just don't see them recovering from this, which is annoying because Cristina was finally happy for once. This relationship wasn't nearly as destructive as her one with Burke. I am not the biggest Chrisowen (sure?) fan ever, but I personally hate to watch Cristina sob an entire episode. (Seriously, when Sandra Oh cries, it really freaks me out, I don't know why). I guess at least we will get some cute Mer-Cris friendship stuff out of this as Mer attempts to fix her person. But still, stupidd.

5. Lorelai and Christopher getting married on Gilmore Girls

• This is what happens when the show creator leaves the best show ever in the hands of someone else. UGHHHHH. I literally am still so angry about this, and it happened like 5 years ago. WHY ON EARTH WOULD THEY MARRY LORELAI AND CHRIS? It was literally so dumb and just drove Luke and Lorelai together home even more because the second she got home from Paris she looked disappointed with herself. It was just another dumb plot to keep Luke and Lorelai apart for another season. What really got me though, was that we had to sit through that marriage and never even saw Luke and Lorelai get married. All we got was a kiss in the last 5 seconds of the finale and a promise that they would prob be together. Oh, TV writers, sometimes you frustrate me to no end...

Well, this are the five that I came up with right now. I am sure there are more, but right now that's all I got. Clearly, I get irritated when television shows do not go as I have planned. Sorry I'm not sorry.