- We get the standard "Previously on Hart of Dixie...Yeah yeah, standard southern town, with the southern people, shots of Wilmington, Zoe not welcome, Wade is sexy, moving on.
- Sister points out that Lemon sounds extra southern this episode, drawing out her Georrgeees more than in later episodes. Hmmm, Jaime King must've been trying out different variations of the Southern Drawll
- First sign of the Rammer Jammer! Woot Woot!
- Zoe eats grits. Gross.
- Of course there's a town parade. Of course, because H of D never utilizes the standard southern stereotype story line.
- Standard Zoe-Wade banter. Episode 2 and they are adorbs already.
- Zoe just called herself a townie by blood. Like she was proud about it. Hm. In my college town, being a townie is not something you are proud of.
- Some hypochondriac goes to see Zoe. Zoe is not kind, does not give her Tic Tacs, and runs off her one and only patient ever.
- Cute little Rose sighting. I heart her because she is adorable and awkward and adorable. Did I mention she's adorable? Like Mackenzie Ziegler adorable.
- Zoe and Rose are discussing Sex and the City. Because poor naive Rose thinks that all of NYC is like SATC. Considering I've never been, I agree with her.
- Zoe's bedside manner sucks. Sister's would be better, and she passes out every time she even sees a needle.
- Consensus: we don't like Brick right now. Thank God things get better.
- Lavon Hayes, stop calling yourself Lavon Hayes. Mel would like Lavon Hayes better if Lavon Hayes stopped referring to himself as Lavon Hayes. (See- it's annoying!).
- Zoe has to work on a parade float with Wade. What harsh punishment.
- There's scheduled dancers for this parade. Of course. Of course.
- Wadester, don't be mean to Zoe, you guys are meant to be.
- THAT is the bathroom in the Rammer Jammer??? Does not look like the bathrooms in bars I've ever been to.
- Sister points out that there is a lot of medical drama in this one.
- MS????!!!!! I'm sorry, I thought I was watching Hart of Dixie instead of Grey's Anatomy. I was looking for a light, airy comedic Southern time, not this drammaa.
- Zoe is being nice to Betty Boop. Her mentor, who's name I still don't know, is pleased.
- George, it's parade time, NO TIME FOR JOKES! THIS IS A SERIOUS EPISODE FULL OF SERIOUS MATTERS.
- Can one have patriotism for a town? Isn't that only like a country thing?
- Yes, Lemon, Zoe joined a gang. Because Bluebell is a gang heavy place.
- Wade drinks beer more sexily than most men take their clothes off.
- HAHHAHHAHAHHA capable hand. Compliment my hands, Wade.
- Frolic with me, Wade.
- Breathe generic beer breath on me, Wade.
- No Zoe, we are not surprised that you've never built a float before.
- Float= success in Bluebell? Alright. And Zoe thinks this is hard?
- I'm going to ignore this Lemon-Lavon moment and start thinking of what their couple names would be. Lemon? Levon? Wait, those sound exactly like their real names. Doesn't work.
- Annabeth sighting! What up girl? Has your husband left yet?
- Why are they doing a Spanish waltz? Is this a Spanish parade?
- Heart Country music in the background of these eppies!
- Call me Doc, Wade.
- Play guitar more, Wade.
- He kissed her! No fair!
- She got to touch his abs! No fair!
- WHAT IS SHE GAPING AT?? Wade, have you looked in a mirror??
- Wade, Zoe, and Rose in the same scene. My life is now complete. Can you say 3 faves?
- Why is Zoe sleeping on a haystack? Southern stereotype number 8,000.
- DID WADE JUST REFERENCE iCARLY???? HOW DOES HE KNOW WHAT iCARLY is???? IS HE A CLOSET TeenNick fan???? SO CONFUSED!
- Rose got to touch Wade too?? Sigh, I must move to Bluebell. Or wherenver Wilson Bethel lives.
- Only on television do people get as messy as Zoe while painting and have paint stains all over themselves.
- Oh Betty, don't bend to peer pressure like that.
- How did Betty's hoopskirt even fit into Zoe's carriage house???
- Bet Betty doesn't just take one.
- And why did Zoe just have that stuff lying around? Even if she is a doctor doesn't a pharmacist still have to prescribe medicine? Is the south THAT backward?
- I'm sorry, Annabeth couldn't do THIS???? All they are doing is twirling around.
- Well this is bad. Oooh, I hope the fire hydrant gushes so much that Wade has to take his shirt off.
- Sister has decided that early H of D is too dramatic for her.
- Mentor is doing a good job of playing it cool.
- Yes, Lemon. Crashing a float is attempted murder. Thank God the dumb blonde stereotype isn't true.
- Rose, you've been watching too much Sex and the City, you were just portraying Miranda there.
- Awww, Wadester. Helping Rose with her boy toy. He totes has been picking up tips from iCarly.
- Football costume. Sigh.
- The rich hoop skirted girls are cleaning up the square. Gotta get that set clean for the Pretty Little Liars filming later.
- Lemon, get your head out of your butt. Not everything is about you.
- Oh, Lemon has spoken. Wait, still don't get why that matters.
- Zoe doesn't want to disappoint Mentor. Mentor comforts her while she munches on Capt'n Crunch.
- Ahh, Mentor's name is Mrs. H. I think I'll still call her Mentor. Especially since she's not even in the later ones.
- Oh, she's leaving now. She's like a southern Nanny McPhee. When you need her, but do not want her, she will stay. But when you want her, but do not need her, she must go. She's off to help another Northern doctor make her way in a small Southern town. I see a spinoff! Or, she's going to play the mom on Last Man Standing. Same thing.
- Ah, Lemon-lime is haunted by her mother's abandonment.
- Zoe goes back to see the hypochondriac. And her Prince Purrfection friend. Poor, sad, old cat lady.
- She is helping Zoe have better bedside manner and be friendly. Good thing they become besties. Oh wait, we never see her again.
Another H of D, another good time. Here's to hoping Wade takes his shirt off next week.
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