Hart of Dixie Round 2: Leggo

I am watching Hart of Dixie with Sister again. Time for random thoughts:

• Taylor Swift! yayy!
• #thatawkwardmoment when you're bffl you are secretly in love with and is engaged? (maybe) to someone else comes and wakes you up in the morning and you try to get all cute.
• This is weird? Best night of your life? Engaged to the wrong girl, dude. 
• 15 year relationship? Wow, they are Bluebell's resident Cory and Topanga.
• Stay friends. The two words every girl loves to hear.
• YAYYYYYYYY WADE. He is so sexy. Take your shirt off now, please and thanks and abs.
• Bluebell battle? sigh. This outta be good.
• Wade and Zoe: stop fighting and make out already.
• Still can't get over the fact that the girl's name is Lemon. Her sister should've been named Lime.
• For the umpteenth time, Zoe needs to get over George and makeout with Wade already.
• The Reverend would have the last name "Mayfair." Because if that's your last name you have to have a reputable occupation.
• George: when Lemon screws you over, make lemonade and get back together with her.
• Seriously, I cannot get over the fact that her name is Lemon; every time someone says it I internally giggle and can't take anything anyone says seriously
• Love Tom and his puppy sweater. He is too cute. 
• Wade and Tom at the same table. What a great table. I would pay to sit at that table.
• I bet/hope Zoe does this ho-dunk race with Wade.
• Yupp, hott ex-wife just suggested Zoe Hart. 
• Zoe's pseudo little sister is pumped because Magnolia's ex asked her out. Congrats, little girl, I am sure you found your soul mate at age 14. 
• Zoe keeps calling George names like "buddy" and "pal," to try and cover up the fact that she really wants to call him "sexy beast." 

• I have no use for the Mayor guy. Levon? #notinterested
• Wade being nice. and sexy. Sigh. 
• Yeah you could be a good team, in bed. (too far?).
• Zoe, he is in love with you. That is what is with that guy.
• Sister thinks that the Reverend Mayfair was on Clarissa Explains It All.
• Lem def cannot pull off that bright red lipstick, just saying.
• Reverend Mayfair is making them play with Sock Em Bop Ems, yupp he was def on Clarissa Explains It All because now he is making them play with 90s toys. 
• Looks like its Cory and Topanga versus Ross and Rachel (the will they won't they of the show) in the big Bluebell town race. Yee-haw!
• Did "Daddy" really just call her "lemonade?" Oh. My. God. 
• I would pay so much money to sit at Wade's bar. 
• Pseudo little sister's mom is cray cray overprotective! Hello, helicopter parent. 
• And now pseudo little sister is pissed because her first offic date is at said race.
• Have we determined what said race is now? Are they running? Rowing? Tobogganing? 
• He wants your heart, Zoe, not just the race prize. 

• Sister commented that Lem and George are wearing church clothes while racing. Oh, the South.
• Levon is wearing a bowler hat. I care about him even less now.
• I hope Wade runs shirtless in his aviators. 
• They win a bell? And $5000? alrighty.
• What is going on?
• From what I can gather, it is some sort of hillbilly scavenger hunt with wheelbarrow building and other such events. 
• Wade, please call me "Doll."
• I think Wade is speaking metaphorically. The wheelbarrow is symbolic of their relationship.
• Are ex-wife and mayor I could care less about going to hookup? 
• The next challenge is nut counting? Huh?
• Rose and Freddie are going to get a milkshake. In love. Prec.
• What I would give to press against Wade like that. 
• And Lem and George are making some sort of husk-sculpture. So this is what they do instead of making snowmen in the South?
• George with a low blow, admitting locking lips with Zoe.
• Wade thinks he is in to her. Poor guy. 
• The next task is eating cotton candy? Rosie from Ellen would be pumped.
• Aw, Wade, I hope Zoe doesn't break your heart. 
• I bet Levon I don't care about comforts ex-wife and they get it on. 
• I don't know if they were eating cotton candy or not. Huh. The mysteries of this show. 

• Zoe I am not liking you so much right now. 
• Okay, Levon, I know have use for you because you defended the honorable Wade.
• Ross and Rachel are in third place! Yayy!
• Zoe seems to be pondering the idea of her and Wade. We will see.
• I think Rose overestimated the intelligence and romantic qualities of this 14 year old. 
• The final task is fishing off of the wall of a church? Yupp, I still don't get the point of this whole thing. 
• Why do they always refer to Zoe as Zoe Hart? This town has like 5 people in it, everyone would know who they were talking about if they just said Zoe.
• Romantical times reeling in the fish wire with Wade. 
• Zoe, if you break Wade's heart I will drive to Bluebell (God help me) and break yours.
• Rose is about to go to makeout pond. Oooh ooohh.
• Lem getting deep...
• No Zoe, do not tell him. It will only end in embarrassment and with Wade's sexy face looking sad.
• I'm sorry how would this race possibly help her win him back? Like are we supposed to assume he would see her corn sculpture and have to have her right then and there?

• Oh, scaling the building to get the fish. Yupp, that is how she is going to win him back. 
• Aw, Wade's sexy face is sad. And he is sad. Zoe better make this up to him.
• 5 bucks says they have a "make up on the roof" kiss. 
• Fish and worms. Romantic. 
• This kid is really awkward. Rose is cute. I bet she throws up when he tries to kiss her though, poor kid. 
• Now George is going to get that stupid fish. Still don't get why all this is important.
• George and Lemon got their fish back aka their relationship back. Hart of Dixie you are so symbolic tonight. 

• Now they are all bro-ing out in the Bluebell version of the Peach Pitt. 
• Oh Mayfair, you are so wise and know who belongs together. 
• Tom is sad about choking and ruining their fishing chances. Matching sweatsuit gf doesn't care because his stupidness is adorable. They kiss. 
• Mayor Levon and Wade's ex are probs going to have a sexy spaghetti dinner. Ex wife regrets playing cupid with her ex. Oops. 
• Levon is a list maker. Made one about Little Miss Lemonade. 
• If Lemon gets drunk at this party can we call her Pina-Colada?
• Ohh, ex-wife's name is Pansy. The names in this town are ridiculous. They are all either flowers or fruits. (note- Sister just informed me that it is Tansy not Pansy. Because that is so much better.) 
• Aw, stupid shorts is the only bad thing he can say about her. Wade, you are perfect. 
• George, go away and run back to your fruit. Zoe, leave your apartment and run back to your Wade. 
• Sorry, Zo, Cory won't dump Topanga for you, as much as you want him to. 
• #thatawkwardmoment when the girl you are making a list about runs in the room.
• Pseudo sister has a burst appendix and her mom is blaming Zoe. Because it is really her fault her daughter got appendicitis on her first date. 
• That seems like a good idea. Don't let the only surgeon in town near your daughter after her appendix burst. Very smart move there, helicopter mom. 

Well, another H of D down. Summary: I do like Zoe, but I think she needs to get over George and be with Wade. Also this town has interesting ways of amusing itself. Thanks for reading!