Let The Bad Times Roll...

Tonight's Grey's is entitled "Let the Bad Times Role," so it sounds like its going to be a rabble-rousing good time! Let us begin...

• Awkward post-sex talk between Chief and Avery's mom.
• One of the Seattle Grace docs didn't pass. My guess is Alex because he didn't show up or April because having sex scarred her for life.
• FEENY!!! Shut up! FEENY!! ahhhh so great.
• So awkward that they are being tested in a hotel room. Like there's a bed right next to them. Guess they wanted to make the sex-crazed Seattle Grace docs feel right at home?
• Oh Mer, you are so sick. Poor girl. 
• Seems like none of them did too great...
• Alex is going to run 20 blocks. Cue sexy running montage (although he actually doesn't run that sexily sadly). 
• Julia go away. No one likes you.
• Sophia is quite the little chunk. And Sister points out that she looks more Spanish than Callie. 
• Julia, stop saying you guys should have a baby. You are annoying. 
• #thatawkwardmoment when you say "I love your babies' moms!"
• Arizona's old bestie is coming to the hospital. Callie has to operate on him. This seems like a bad scenario. If they do some dumb storyline where this guy dies on Callie's table and then they make Arizona mad at Callie I will be pissed/annoyed.
• Mark you don't love Julia. You love Lexie! DURRRR
• Good timing, Lex!
• WE ALL WANT MEXIE BABIES! Jark babies would just be ugly.
• Hey it's the dad from Wizards of Waverly Place! That is not Mrs. Russo though...I'm totes telling Alex...
• Why are they wooing other resident candidates? We don't like anyone other doctors, duh. 
• Is Bailey about to be peppy? This will be weird.
• Hey, Teddy and Owen made small talk without fighting! Good job, guys!
• Mer made it through one round without puking! Yayy!
• "I wanna punch your face." hahahha
• Oh no, Alex. You better rock those next two sections.
• Yes Avery, she is everywhere, including in Chief's pants.
• Ew, if my mom ever tries to talk about her "needs," with me I will immediately vomit and run away. 
• Oops, April. Killing a hypothetical patient is not what you want. 
• Ew, hearing about all of this gross stuff is not what you want to hear when you are as sick as Mer. This woman is just torturing her now. 
• Oh April, you are such a spaz. Calm it down...
• Ew, April, you totes forgot deodorant this morning. Also, taking off your clothes is NOT a good way to pass your boards. 
• APRIL STOP TALKING NOW!
• Okay, STOP SHOUTING NOW!
• Now April failing seems too obvious, don't think its her anymore.
• If Mer passes I honestly don't care about the rest of them. 
• Oh Cristina, I am totes jealous you get to hang out with Feeny all day. Ask him to introduce you to Cory and Topanga!
• Also, Cristina you are totes not a friendly gal. 
• Back to real patients, Callie is working with Arizona's childhood bestie. Apparently, he is in more pain than she thought. 
• Ahh, 10 year old weddings. The backbone of 4th grade recess. 
• These residents getting a tour with Bails are totes not pretty enough to work at Seattle Grace. Also they are snobs. Go away, and bring us our faves back!
• Aw, Derek is concerned about Lexie. "Big brother." Precious. 
• Derek, you can't drop a bomb like that and leave! She needs her big brother again for 30 more seconds!
• "Are all of your questions gross?" hahaha Mer you are killing it tonight.
• Cristina, your guy did not operate in the stone age, he taught the same 4 students from elementary school to college in Philadelphia!
• April, you have officially lost it. OMG. 
• I wonder if all doctors do this during their boards? There is no way they would embellish this for a television show (sarcastic typing).
• I forgot April awkwardly talked about her promise to Jesus right after sex. hahahhaha
• Now Mother chimed in via text: "April must be having hot flashes!" oh Mother, you are great.
• Yes because bathroom sex is really going to help calm April's craziness.
• Sister totes called them locking the bathroom.
• Guys, we don't need a play by play.
• HOW LONG ARE THESE BREAKS?? Too long, apparently. 
• If they show old people sex again, I am flipping to Disney Channel. 
• Mother: "Round 2!" hahahha
• Food sniffing will not be tolerated at Seattle Grace/Mercy West. 
• EVERYONE MUST STAY.
• "I think our daughter tried to kill me." hahaha Mer.
• Ooh, this MerDer phone convo thing they are doing is cool. 
• FINAL SESSION. Cue scary music.
• How to fail your boards, by April Keppner: Sweat like you are running a marathon. Take off your clothes. Scream at the examiners. And finally, say you had sex in the bathroom with your bestie during the break. 
• Mother just texted me: "Jesus who?" to which I asked if she was joking and she said "Yes, I was speaking from April's perspective when she was horny." O.M.G. I love my mom. 
• Callie totes kicked Arizona out of there because her bestie is either dying or really sick. Oh boy. I do not see this ending well. 
• Derek is metaphorically talking about fat or something. I dunno. 
• Aw, poor Arizona. 
• Ew, Mer just vomed in front of the examiners.
• Speaking of examiners, Feeny is grilling Cristina. 
• "You're doctors, you can't handle a little vomit?" GO MER!
• Known since she was 12 years old. Mer is such a rock star. 
• Feeny is going all Freudian on Yang. 
• I wonder if Sandra Oh ever saw Boy Meets World and was pumped to work with him? Or if any of the other actors were jealous of her? 
• MASH reference. Mother is probably losing her sh*t right now. Yupp, just got a "Yayy Mash!" text. 
• Okay, I really don't know who is going to fail now. 
• They all did well on the middle session, and now they are all crashing and burning, leaving us guessing who fails. Why do you always do this to me, Greys?
• Aw, I hate seeing Alex so broken. 
• Okay, can't handle this. Totes checking the forums for spoilers now to see who failed. 
• Can't figure it out! GAH! Will have to wait 7 minutes now.
• They better tell us this week. 
• Ew, old people stop talking about sex. I am so grossed out, more than when Mer was getting all of the gross diseases.
• Ew, old people, stop planning to have sex in the future. Ugh. They better not show it again.
• Chief knows how to lose a blackberry? Alright.
• Ah, skull couple symbolic of Mexie. 
• MEXIE PLEASE KISS! LIKE NOW!
• YAYY SHE SAID I LOVE YOU!
• Yes, Jackson is gorgeous.
• Babies with lesbian bff. hahahhahahhahahaha I heart the Grey sisters. They are too great.
• I'd get infected by Mark Sloan...
• Mother is a Mexie fan too.
• If he breaks her heart I will be so upset.
• KISS HER ALREADY MARK!
• JULIA GO AWAY FOREVER!
• Arizona's friend is cute. I am sad he is dying. 
• All of the residents checking email for who passed. 
• I have decided that Cristina probs failed.
• YAYY JACKSON CRISTINA MER ALEX
• Poor April.
• Wow, I was kidding before when I made that list about how to fail your boards. But apparently, that's how to do it. 
• Wait did she fail? I am not sure.
• We will see what happens. 
• Until next week!