Hart of Dixie: Disaster Drills and Departures

As tonight's title suggests, Zoe is going to depart tonight. Sigh. That's no way to solve your problems, Zo. Let us begin.

• Rose's mom: it is not Zoe's fault that your kid has appendicitis. So, stop blaming her.
• Rose is fine, and asking for Zoe. Oh good. 
• Oh Wade, you are so bitter yet so hott at the same time. I wish you cared where my whereabouts were. 
• Magnolia wants to be bffls with Rose now. Flower Power!
• Awkward trio times! They all square dance around each other and look away.
• Oh boy, "disaster drills" season. This storyline promises hilarity.
• Ah, one CW show promoting another. Just like Jimmy-Jam in season 6 of OTH talking about he wants to watch Gossip Girl.
• The inevitable television "no sex until wedding night" pact. This always leads to extremely horny people.
• Wade's Place. I like it. Sister and I would attend for obvious reasons. 
• Zoe, go see Rose. You didn't almost kill her. BTdubs who is this lady talking to Zoe? Whatever, she seems lovely. 
• Dr. Zoe Hart is turning hart-less. Sigh. 
• Oh, Sister just informed me that curly haired lady is Zoe's receptionist/nurse. Good to know. 
• Who's hoping H of D gets renewed for season 2?? I am! and Sister too! Come on CW, make it happen. 
• Zoe is attempting to be hart-less but is failing desperately because she is too nosy and helpful to stay out of things.
• That's funny, Lemon's friend, jordan almonds always remind me of the vomiting scene in Bridesmaids. 
• Of course all of Lemon's friends want to talk about sex when she is taking a sex break. 
• Tennis as a sex metaphor, love-ly. (pun intended).
• Lemon's airhead friend really thinks they are discussing tennis. Sigh. Lemon must be the Einstein of her clique.
• Feel guilty, Rose's mom. You should.
• Rose we are just as confused as you are as to why Magnolia has put on a nice act. 
• Zoe, rewind and be kind. The best doctors are nosy people all up in everyone's business and are way too involved with their patients. Haven't you ever watched an episode of Grey's Anatomy?
• Clearly Daddy Brick has seen Grey's.
• DADDY HART! This is new.
• I recognized Daddy Hart and after Wikipediaing him I realized he is from Dodgeball and is Hilary Duff's stepdad in Cadet Kelly! He is also Katherine's ex from Desperate Housewives.
• Lemon's airhead friend is named Cricket apparently.
• Cricket, Lemon, Brick. Sigh. The names on this show are unreal. 
• Lemon made some sort of scavenger hunt for she and George. Clearly, she has seen the One Tree Hill episode where Brooke sets up the scavenger hunt for Naley. Precious. 
• Lemon is practicing her "come hither" face and George walks in.
• "Push through" and "get it out of the way." Romantic, guys.
• Magnolia is apparently feeling guilty that she said she wished Rose was dead. Oh boy, Rose overheard and is clearly going to abuse this power over Magnolia. I would too, Rose. 
• Ah, getting wasted. That sure lightened the mood in this hotel room. 
• Lemon is totes going to get her head stuck in the bed. Yupp, even blind people saw that coming.
• Why is this song part of the emergency procedures in this town? They are all screwed.
• Aw, Zoe is all isolated. But Daddy Hart is there to save the day. Giving her a cardio fellowship in Boston. 
• Zoe, we know you aren't going to leave Bluebell. But this is a good plot twist to keep us on the edge of our seats until Wade is shirtless again. 
• Lavon is sad Zoe is leaving. Us too, Lavon. 
• It's only 9:31 so clearly she will be back. Without Zoe, the show would be called of Dixie. Clearly doesn't work. 
• Wade is trying to woo the bank loan giver. "You're young now!" 
• He is totes making things worse. Sigh. Wade, just take off your shirt and she will be putty in your hands. 
• Good job, Rose. Milk it, girlie. "Mysteriously almost dying."
• I hope Zoe's other daddy comes back as a ghost and gets her to stay. 
• ANSWER, ZOE!
• Here is the aforementioned hilarity. Everyone is rushing around for the fake emergency. This seems unnecessary. 
• Lemon, darling, it is physically impossible to chew off your own head. Your head doesn't bend like that, sweetie.
• TURN AROUND ZOE! 
• These past few episodes Zoe has probs been my least fave character. And that is saying something in a show with Lavon and Magnolia on it. 
• Aw, Rose you are breaking my heart. Hart-less Zoe is being mean. 
• Caring IS infectious, Zoe. You are totes going to miss the small-town life. 
• "Where in our plan does it say 'Wade hits on loan officer?'" Lavon, once an episode you remind me that I have some, albeit little, use for you. 
• Flight delayed! IT'S A SIGN!
• Dang, there are no good mothers on this show. Rose's, Zoe's, Lemon and Magnolia's. 
• ZOE THIS IS SWEET BUT GO SEE ROSIE ROSE!
• Poor Lemon's friend who's name I do not know. Ah, Annabeth. Thank you, Zoe, for clearing that up. Also, thank you Annabeth, for having a normal name. 
• Yes, everyone cares. Which is why you should stay, Zoe. 
• Let's hope Brick convinces her to stay. Fingers crossed! 
• Lavon, now I have 2 uses for you! You got Brick to come and talk to Zoe!
• Okay, Zoe, I like you again because you are being human and I am sure you are going to stay now. 
• So wise, Brick. So so wise. 
• THEY DIDN'T SHOW US HOW SHE GOT OUT???!!! No. I'm upset. 
• Lemon and George are reminiscing over triaging dummies. If that's not love, I don't know what is. 
• YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Even though we def saw this coming, YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
• At least this show has a pair of good daddies, Daddy Hart and Daddy Brick. 
• Wilmy shot!
• Lavon, don't break Wade's heart. SHE ISN'T GONE!
• Aw, sad Wade. Rambling about her when he really loves her. 
• Zoe is staying and everyone is happy again! Yayy!
• Yayy Zoe is visiting Rose! Precious. 
• Season finale promo involved Zoe-Wade sexual tension and Wade taking his shirt off. Could I BE more on board???