Grey's Anatomy: Migrations

First of all, I would like to say how excited I am that all of the (important) actors have signed on to season 9! Yayy! I am mostly excited that Ellen and Patrick aka MerDer have signed on again!

Second, I would like to comment on the rumor/spoiler that a "beloved" character will die. I personally think it could be Callie because the rumor is Sara Ramirez wants to go on Broadway again. We will see.

Now, onto the episode.

• They are going through each resident and discussing their status. They want them all to stay, especially the MerDer powerteam.
• THEY ARE ALL GETTING HAMMED TO SEXY AND I KNOW IT! Omg. This is amazing. 
• "Firsts." yupp.
• I have missed the wild side of these residents. We haven't had a rager like this since season 2. 
• I would also like to point out that Meredith must be feeling well enough to dance on tables and fist bump-good for her. 
• Drunk Cristina encountering Owen. Oh. no. Oh wait, this is cute. Now it's over, sigh. 
• Bailey's bofrien is making mimosas and wants some quality loving time but she is all about surgery.
• This couple has married each other 3 times? They beat Ross and Rachel. 
• I can't wait to see the babies in their navy scrubs next year! Precious!
• Arizona's bffl is dying and she is avoiding him.
• Aw, Mer wants to stay with her family. PRECIOUS!
• You guys are obvs staying because you both renewed your contracts, but good try with the "what will they do?" drama.
• Karev is being wooed with "the dream" of Hopkins Peds surgery. 
• However, since Justin Chambers renewed his contract, we are also sure he is staying. Good try again with the drama though, Shonda. 
• Meredith, Cristina is staying too. Sandra renewed her contract too. Sigh, these people love to mess with our heads. 
• Teddy is in motivational mode. 
• Meredith: "We can get drunk on the weekends."
• Cristina hugged Alex! "Nice work, Evil Spawn." OMG that was adorable.
• Bails and Bofrien arguing while she and Mer are having a grand time going through this guy's intestines. These docs get their kicks from the strangest things. 
• This might be the first time two doctors went into an on-call room not to have sex. This is odd. Way to go against the grain, Chief and Karev. Chief is playing hardball here, with "incidentals and overhead funds," whatever those are. 
• Where is Lexie? I want she and Mark to awkwardly encounter each other.
• "Thank you for your cantor" and "I am not a cheater." hahahhahaha
• Ah, here is the awkward encounter I was hoping for. And Derek was privy to it too. Reminds me of one of the best Grey's scenes ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj3CzjyGoe4

• Oh Mark, so awkwy. You are great. 
• Callie is being hardcore here. You go, girl. 
• These people probably have some sort of crazy disease. Yupp, worms. Lovely. And Bails and Mer seem excited. Sigh, these doctors. 
• Cristina being April. OMG she is killing it in this episode. Heart her right now.
• Avery is trying to be supportive and April is avoiding him because of awkward sex. 
• And someone mentioned Sloan and Lexie awkwardly left the table. 
• I am def overusing the word "awkward" tonight but if the shoe fits...
• Heart their dream house. PLEASE LIVE THERE MERDER!
• Aw, he wants to cure Alzheimer's and that's why he wants to go to Harvard. That is cute. 
• Aw, Teddy wants Cristina to stay. And she is now on Team Cristowen apparently. 
• Cristina, of course, is avoiding talking about her feelings and discusses medicine instead.
• The worm lady is discussing her relationship and it makes Mark think of Lexie and Avery think of April. 
• It's couple-time in the O.R! MerDer and Bails/Bofrien. 
• Oh man, he is totes proposing in the crossword! AHHHH
• Called it!
• MerDer awkwardly in the room. 
• Bofrien is being adorable. 
• Not everyone can say they were proposed to while in a worm operation. You lucky gal, Bailey. 
• Lots of problems with Arizona's bffl's surgery.
• He isn't going to make it :(. Poor Arizona and her bffl. This is very sad. 
• OMG Grey's is actually acknowledging the presence of other interns besides the Fab 5! This is new...
• If Cristina doesn't kill Owen, Teddy might. Or not. Hm, I expected her to be more upset about this. 
• Alex clearly doesn't want to leave Seattle Grace. Aka Justin renewed his contract. 
• Is he about to fire April? This is sad. Maybe she is getting killed?
• Sister brought up the fact that he is hiring Karev so he can't hire April.
• THEY ALL BETTER FRIGGIN STAY IN SEATTLE.
• WHAT? NO. I am upset. They are and will always be each other's persons. 
• Okay, its official. Callie is totes going to die because apparently the show wants to hate Arizona and make her lose everything. 
• Calizona is cute. Please don't kill Callie. 
• Cristowen. I am on the edge of my seat. 
• Awww yayy Cristowen. Forgiveness sex. Nice. 
• Now Bails is in sexy mode. And I so do not want to know what is under that jacket. Oh, okay, she told us. Thong.
• Is he breaking up with her now? Becoming AN INTERN? Did he see seasons 1-3 of Grey's? The intern's lives sucked. He shouldn't do it.
• Awkward times with Mexie.
• "Ungrateful crapdog." I can't even take this seriously.
• Unless next year is going to be a bi-continental show then they are all def staying.
• 5 bucks says everyone in a coat right now goes through some sort of tragedy and that's when someone dies. And the survivors stay. 
• Plane crash? Where are they all going? There is totes going to be a plane crash. Sigh. This is bad. 
• Called it. Oh snap. 
• And Grey's does it again. The unthinkable. Sigh. 
• Well, we know Owen, Avery, April, Chief, Callie, Bailey should be safe because they weren't on the plane but who really knows. 
• Sister and I think Arizona will probs die because no one has heard anything about Jessica Capshaw and Arizona will "go with her brother and bffl." This is going to be tough on Calizona fans. 

Hart of Dixie: Disaster Drills and Departures

As tonight's title suggests, Zoe is going to depart tonight. Sigh. That's no way to solve your problems, Zo. Let us begin.

• Rose's mom: it is not Zoe's fault that your kid has appendicitis. So, stop blaming her.
• Rose is fine, and asking for Zoe. Oh good. 
• Oh Wade, you are so bitter yet so hott at the same time. I wish you cared where my whereabouts were. 
• Magnolia wants to be bffls with Rose now. Flower Power!
• Awkward trio times! They all square dance around each other and look away.
• Oh boy, "disaster drills" season. This storyline promises hilarity.
• Ah, one CW show promoting another. Just like Jimmy-Jam in season 6 of OTH talking about he wants to watch Gossip Girl.
• The inevitable television "no sex until wedding night" pact. This always leads to extremely horny people.
• Wade's Place. I like it. Sister and I would attend for obvious reasons. 
• Zoe, go see Rose. You didn't almost kill her. BTdubs who is this lady talking to Zoe? Whatever, she seems lovely. 
• Dr. Zoe Hart is turning hart-less. Sigh. 
• Oh, Sister just informed me that curly haired lady is Zoe's receptionist/nurse. Good to know. 
• Who's hoping H of D gets renewed for season 2?? I am! and Sister too! Come on CW, make it happen. 
• Zoe is attempting to be hart-less but is failing desperately because she is too nosy and helpful to stay out of things.
• That's funny, Lemon's friend, jordan almonds always remind me of the vomiting scene in Bridesmaids. 
• Of course all of Lemon's friends want to talk about sex when she is taking a sex break. 
• Tennis as a sex metaphor, love-ly. (pun intended).
• Lemon's airhead friend really thinks they are discussing tennis. Sigh. Lemon must be the Einstein of her clique.
• Feel guilty, Rose's mom. You should.
• Rose we are just as confused as you are as to why Magnolia has put on a nice act. 
• Zoe, rewind and be kind. The best doctors are nosy people all up in everyone's business and are way too involved with their patients. Haven't you ever watched an episode of Grey's Anatomy?
• Clearly Daddy Brick has seen Grey's.
• DADDY HART! This is new.
• I recognized Daddy Hart and after Wikipediaing him I realized he is from Dodgeball and is Hilary Duff's stepdad in Cadet Kelly! He is also Katherine's ex from Desperate Housewives.
• Lemon's airhead friend is named Cricket apparently.
• Cricket, Lemon, Brick. Sigh. The names on this show are unreal. 
• Lemon made some sort of scavenger hunt for she and George. Clearly, she has seen the One Tree Hill episode where Brooke sets up the scavenger hunt for Naley. Precious. 
• Lemon is practicing her "come hither" face and George walks in.
• "Push through" and "get it out of the way." Romantic, guys.
• Magnolia is apparently feeling guilty that she said she wished Rose was dead. Oh boy, Rose overheard and is clearly going to abuse this power over Magnolia. I would too, Rose. 
• Ah, getting wasted. That sure lightened the mood in this hotel room. 
• Lemon is totes going to get her head stuck in the bed. Yupp, even blind people saw that coming.
• Why is this song part of the emergency procedures in this town? They are all screwed.
• Aw, Zoe is all isolated. But Daddy Hart is there to save the day. Giving her a cardio fellowship in Boston. 
• Zoe, we know you aren't going to leave Bluebell. But this is a good plot twist to keep us on the edge of our seats until Wade is shirtless again. 
• Lavon is sad Zoe is leaving. Us too, Lavon. 
• It's only 9:31 so clearly she will be back. Without Zoe, the show would be called of Dixie. Clearly doesn't work. 
• Wade is trying to woo the bank loan giver. "You're young now!" 
• He is totes making things worse. Sigh. Wade, just take off your shirt and she will be putty in your hands. 
• Good job, Rose. Milk it, girlie. "Mysteriously almost dying."
• I hope Zoe's other daddy comes back as a ghost and gets her to stay. 
• ANSWER, ZOE!
• Here is the aforementioned hilarity. Everyone is rushing around for the fake emergency. This seems unnecessary. 
• Lemon, darling, it is physically impossible to chew off your own head. Your head doesn't bend like that, sweetie.
• TURN AROUND ZOE! 
• These past few episodes Zoe has probs been my least fave character. And that is saying something in a show with Lavon and Magnolia on it. 
• Aw, Rose you are breaking my heart. Hart-less Zoe is being mean. 
• Caring IS infectious, Zoe. You are totes going to miss the small-town life. 
• "Where in our plan does it say 'Wade hits on loan officer?'" Lavon, once an episode you remind me that I have some, albeit little, use for you. 
• Flight delayed! IT'S A SIGN!
• Dang, there are no good mothers on this show. Rose's, Zoe's, Lemon and Magnolia's. 
• ZOE THIS IS SWEET BUT GO SEE ROSIE ROSE!
• Poor Lemon's friend who's name I do not know. Ah, Annabeth. Thank you, Zoe, for clearing that up. Also, thank you Annabeth, for having a normal name. 
• Yes, everyone cares. Which is why you should stay, Zoe. 
• Let's hope Brick convinces her to stay. Fingers crossed! 
• Lavon, now I have 2 uses for you! You got Brick to come and talk to Zoe!
• Okay, Zoe, I like you again because you are being human and I am sure you are going to stay now. 
• So wise, Brick. So so wise. 
• THEY DIDN'T SHOW US HOW SHE GOT OUT???!!! No. I'm upset. 
• Lemon and George are reminiscing over triaging dummies. If that's not love, I don't know what is. 
• YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Even though we def saw this coming, YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
• At least this show has a pair of good daddies, Daddy Hart and Daddy Brick. 
• Wilmy shot!
• Lavon, don't break Wade's heart. SHE ISN'T GONE!
• Aw, sad Wade. Rambling about her when he really loves her. 
• Zoe is staying and everyone is happy again! Yayy!
• Yayy Zoe is visiting Rose! Precious. 
• Season finale promo involved Zoe-Wade sexual tension and Wade taking his shirt off. Could I BE more on board???

Let The Bad Times Roll...

Tonight's Grey's is entitled "Let the Bad Times Role," so it sounds like its going to be a rabble-rousing good time! Let us begin...

• Awkward post-sex talk between Chief and Avery's mom.
• One of the Seattle Grace docs didn't pass. My guess is Alex because he didn't show up or April because having sex scarred her for life.
• FEENY!!! Shut up! FEENY!! ahhhh so great.
• So awkward that they are being tested in a hotel room. Like there's a bed right next to them. Guess they wanted to make the sex-crazed Seattle Grace docs feel right at home?
• Oh Mer, you are so sick. Poor girl. 
• Seems like none of them did too great...
• Alex is going to run 20 blocks. Cue sexy running montage (although he actually doesn't run that sexily sadly). 
• Julia go away. No one likes you.
• Sophia is quite the little chunk. And Sister points out that she looks more Spanish than Callie. 
• Julia, stop saying you guys should have a baby. You are annoying. 
• #thatawkwardmoment when you say "I love your babies' moms!"
• Arizona's old bestie is coming to the hospital. Callie has to operate on him. This seems like a bad scenario. If they do some dumb storyline where this guy dies on Callie's table and then they make Arizona mad at Callie I will be pissed/annoyed.
• Mark you don't love Julia. You love Lexie! DURRRR
• Good timing, Lex!
• WE ALL WANT MEXIE BABIES! Jark babies would just be ugly.
• Hey it's the dad from Wizards of Waverly Place! That is not Mrs. Russo though...I'm totes telling Alex...
• Why are they wooing other resident candidates? We don't like anyone other doctors, duh. 
• Is Bailey about to be peppy? This will be weird.
• Hey, Teddy and Owen made small talk without fighting! Good job, guys!
• Mer made it through one round without puking! Yayy!
• "I wanna punch your face." hahahha
• Oh no, Alex. You better rock those next two sections.
• Yes Avery, she is everywhere, including in Chief's pants.
• Ew, if my mom ever tries to talk about her "needs," with me I will immediately vomit and run away. 
• Oops, April. Killing a hypothetical patient is not what you want. 
• Ew, hearing about all of this gross stuff is not what you want to hear when you are as sick as Mer. This woman is just torturing her now. 
• Oh April, you are such a spaz. Calm it down...
• Ew, April, you totes forgot deodorant this morning. Also, taking off your clothes is NOT a good way to pass your boards. 
• APRIL STOP TALKING NOW!
• Okay, STOP SHOUTING NOW!
• Now April failing seems too obvious, don't think its her anymore.
• If Mer passes I honestly don't care about the rest of them. 
• Oh Cristina, I am totes jealous you get to hang out with Feeny all day. Ask him to introduce you to Cory and Topanga!
• Also, Cristina you are totes not a friendly gal. 
• Back to real patients, Callie is working with Arizona's childhood bestie. Apparently, he is in more pain than she thought. 
• Ahh, 10 year old weddings. The backbone of 4th grade recess. 
• These residents getting a tour with Bails are totes not pretty enough to work at Seattle Grace. Also they are snobs. Go away, and bring us our faves back!
• Aw, Derek is concerned about Lexie. "Big brother." Precious. 
• Derek, you can't drop a bomb like that and leave! She needs her big brother again for 30 more seconds!
• "Are all of your questions gross?" hahaha Mer you are killing it tonight.
• Cristina, your guy did not operate in the stone age, he taught the same 4 students from elementary school to college in Philadelphia!
• April, you have officially lost it. OMG. 
• I wonder if all doctors do this during their boards? There is no way they would embellish this for a television show (sarcastic typing).
• I forgot April awkwardly talked about her promise to Jesus right after sex. hahahhaha
• Now Mother chimed in via text: "April must be having hot flashes!" oh Mother, you are great.
• Yes because bathroom sex is really going to help calm April's craziness.
• Sister totes called them locking the bathroom.
• Guys, we don't need a play by play.
• HOW LONG ARE THESE BREAKS?? Too long, apparently. 
• If they show old people sex again, I am flipping to Disney Channel. 
• Mother: "Round 2!" hahahha
• Food sniffing will not be tolerated at Seattle Grace/Mercy West. 
• EVERYONE MUST STAY.
• "I think our daughter tried to kill me." hahaha Mer.
• Ooh, this MerDer phone convo thing they are doing is cool. 
• FINAL SESSION. Cue scary music.
• How to fail your boards, by April Keppner: Sweat like you are running a marathon. Take off your clothes. Scream at the examiners. And finally, say you had sex in the bathroom with your bestie during the break. 
• Mother just texted me: "Jesus who?" to which I asked if she was joking and she said "Yes, I was speaking from April's perspective when she was horny." O.M.G. I love my mom. 
• Callie totes kicked Arizona out of there because her bestie is either dying or really sick. Oh boy. I do not see this ending well. 
• Derek is metaphorically talking about fat or something. I dunno. 
• Aw, poor Arizona. 
• Ew, Mer just vomed in front of the examiners.
• Speaking of examiners, Feeny is grilling Cristina. 
• "You're doctors, you can't handle a little vomit?" GO MER!
• Known since she was 12 years old. Mer is such a rock star. 
• Feeny is going all Freudian on Yang. 
• I wonder if Sandra Oh ever saw Boy Meets World and was pumped to work with him? Or if any of the other actors were jealous of her? 
• MASH reference. Mother is probably losing her sh*t right now. Yupp, just got a "Yayy Mash!" text. 
• Okay, I really don't know who is going to fail now. 
• They all did well on the middle session, and now they are all crashing and burning, leaving us guessing who fails. Why do you always do this to me, Greys?
• Aw, I hate seeing Alex so broken. 
• Okay, can't handle this. Totes checking the forums for spoilers now to see who failed. 
• Can't figure it out! GAH! Will have to wait 7 minutes now.
• They better tell us this week. 
• Ew, old people stop talking about sex. I am so grossed out, more than when Mer was getting all of the gross diseases.
• Ew, old people, stop planning to have sex in the future. Ugh. They better not show it again.
• Chief knows how to lose a blackberry? Alright.
• Ah, skull couple symbolic of Mexie. 
• MEXIE PLEASE KISS! LIKE NOW!
• YAYY SHE SAID I LOVE YOU!
• Yes, Jackson is gorgeous.
• Babies with lesbian bff. hahahhahahhahahaha I heart the Grey sisters. They are too great.
• I'd get infected by Mark Sloan...
• Mother is a Mexie fan too.
• If he breaks her heart I will be so upset.
• KISS HER ALREADY MARK!
• JULIA GO AWAY FOREVER!
• Arizona's friend is cute. I am sad he is dying. 
• All of the residents checking email for who passed. 
• I have decided that Cristina probs failed.
• YAYY JACKSON CRISTINA MER ALEX
• Poor April.
• Wow, I was kidding before when I made that list about how to fail your boards. But apparently, that's how to do it. 
• Wait did she fail? I am not sure.
• We will see what happens. 
• Until next week!