Thursday, May 3, 2012

Let The Bad Times Roll...

Tonight's Grey's is entitled "Let the Bad Times Role," so it sounds like its going to be a rabble-rousing good time! Let us begin...
  • Awkward post-sex talk between Chief and Avery's mom.
  • One of the Seattle Grace docs didn't pass. My guess is Alex because he didn't show up or April because having sex scarred her for life.
  • FEENY!!! Shut up! FEENY!! ahhhh so great.
  • So awkward that they are being tested in a hotel room. Like there's a bed right next to them. Guess they wanted to make the sex-crazed Seattle Grace docs feel right at home?
  • Oh Mer, you are so sick. Poor girl. 
  • Seems like none of them did too great...
  • Alex is going to run 20 blocks. Cue sexy running montage (although he actually doesn't run that sexily sadly). 
  • Julia go away. No one likes you.
  • Sophia is quite the little chunk. And Sister points out that she looks more Spanish than Callie. 
  • Julia, stop saying you guys should have a baby. You are annoying. 
  • #thatawkwardmoment when you say "I love your babies' moms!"
  • Arizona's old bestie is coming to the hospital. Callie has to operate on him. This seems like a bad scenario. If they do some dumb storyline where this guy dies on Callie's table and then they make Arizona mad at Callie I will be pissed/annoyed.
  • Mark you don't love Julia. You love Lexie! DURRRR
  • Good timing, Lex!
  • WE ALL WANT MEXIE BABIES! Jark babies would just be ugly.
  • Hey it's the dad from Wizards of Waverly Place! That is not Mrs. Russo though...I'm totes telling Alex...
  • Why are they wooing other resident candidates? We don't like anyone other doctors, duh. 
  • Is Bailey about to be peppy? This will be weird.
  • Hey, Teddy and Owen made small talk without fighting! Good job, guys!
  • Mer made it through one round without puking! Yayy!
  • "I wanna punch your face." hahahha
  • Oh no, Alex. You better rock those next two sections.
  • Yes Avery, she is everywhere, including in Chief's pants.
  • Ew, if my mom ever tries to talk about her "needs," with me I will immediately vomit and run away. 
  • Oops, April. Killing a hypothetical patient is not what you want. 
  • Ew, hearing about all of this gross stuff is not what you want to hear when you are as sick as Mer. This woman is just torturing her now. 
  • Oh April, you are such a spaz. Calm it down...
  • Ew, April, you totes forgot deodorant this morning. Also, taking off your clothes is NOT a good way to pass your boards. 
  • APRIL STOP TALKING NOW!
  • Okay, STOP SHOUTING NOW!
  • Now April failing seems too obvious, don't think its her anymore.
  • If Mer passes I honestly don't care about the rest of them. 
  • Oh Cristina, I am totes jealous you get to hang out with Feeny all day. Ask him to introduce you to Cory and Topanga!
  • Also, Cristina you are totes not a friendly gal. 
  • Back to real patients, Callie is working with Arizona's childhood bestie. Apparently, he is in more pain than she thought. 
  • Ahh, 10 year old weddings. The backbone of 4th grade recess. 
  • These residents getting a tour with Bails are totes not pretty enough to work at Seattle Grace. Also they are snobs. Go away, and bring us our faves back!
  • Aw, Derek is concerned about Lexie. "Big brother." Precious. 
  • Derek, you can't drop a bomb like that and leave! She needs her big brother again for 30 more seconds!
  • "Are all of your questions gross?" hahaha Mer you are killing it tonight.
  • Cristina, your guy did not operate in the stone age, he taught the same 4 students from elementary school to college in Philadelphia!
  • April, you have officially lost it. OMG. 
  • I wonder if all doctors do this during their boards? There is no way they would embellish this for a television show (sarcastic typing).
  • I forgot April awkwardly talked about her promise to Jesus right after sex. hahahhaha
  • Now Mother chimed in via text: "April must be having hot flashes!" oh Mother, you are great.
  • Yes because bathroom sex is really going to help calm April's craziness.
  • Sister totes called them locking the bathroom.
  • Guys, we don't need a play by play.
  • HOW LONG ARE THESE BREAKS?? Too long, apparently. 
  • If they show old people sex again, I am flipping to Disney Channel. 
  • Mother: "Round 2!" hahahha
  • Food sniffing will not be tolerated at Seattle Grace/Mercy West. 
  • EVERYONE MUST STAY.
  • "I think our daughter tried to kill me." hahaha Mer.
  • Ooh, this MerDer phone convo thing they are doing is cool. 
  • FINAL SESSION. Cue scary music.
  • How to fail your boards, by April Keppner: Sweat like you are running a marathon. Take off your clothes. Scream at the examiners. And finally, say you had sex in the bathroom with your bestie during the break. 
  • Mother just texted me: "Jesus who?" to which I asked if she was joking and she said "Yes, I was speaking from April's perspective when she was horny." O.M.G. I love my mom. 
  • Callie totes kicked Arizona out of there because her bestie is either dying or really sick. Oh boy. I do not see this ending well. 
  • Derek is metaphorically talking about fat or something. I dunno. 
  • Aw, poor Arizona. 
  • Ew, Mer just vomed in front of the examiners.
  • Speaking of examiners, Feeny is grilling Cristina. 
  • "You're doctors, you can't handle a little vomit?" GO MER!
  • Known since she was 12 years old. Mer is such a rock star. 
  • Feeny is going all Freudian on Yang. 
  • I wonder if Sandra Oh ever saw Boy Meets World and was pumped to work with him? Or if any of the other actors were jealous of her? 
  • MASH reference. Mother is probably losing her sh*t right now. Yupp, just got a "Yayy Mash!" text. 
  • Okay, I really don't know who is going to fail now. 
  • They all did well on the middle session, and now they are all crashing and burning, leaving us guessing who fails. Why do you always do this to me, Greys?
  • Aw, I hate seeing Alex so broken. 
  • Okay, can't handle this. Totes checking the forums for spoilers now to see who failed. 
  • Can't figure it out! GAH! Will have to wait 7 minutes now.
  • They better tell us this week. 
  • Ew, old people stop talking about sex. I am so grossed out, more than when Mer was getting all of the gross diseases.
  • Ew, old people, stop planning to have sex in the future. Ugh. They better not show it again.
  • Chief knows how to lose a blackberry? Alright.
  • Ah, skull couple symbolic of Mexie. 
  • MEXIE PLEASE KISS! LIKE NOW!
  • YAYY SHE SAID I LOVE YOU!
  • Yes, Jackson is gorgeous.
  • Babies with lesbian bff. hahahhahahhahahaha I heart the Grey sisters. They are too great.
  • I'd get infected by Mark Sloan...
  • Mother is a Mexie fan too.
  • If he breaks her heart I will be so upset.
  • KISS HER ALREADY MARK!
  • JULIA GO AWAY FOREVER!
  • Arizona's friend is cute. I am sad he is dying. 
  • All of the residents checking email for who passed. 
  • I have decided that Cristina probs failed.
  • YAYY JACKSON CRISTINA MER ALEX
  • Poor April.
  • Wow, I was kidding before when I made that list about how to fail your boards. But apparently, that's how to do it. 
  • Wait did she fail? I am not sure.
  • We will see what happens. 
  • Until next week!

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