Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Hart of Dixie 2x13!

I just took the worst history exam of my entire life and now am going to poke fun at Hart of Dixie to make myself feel better :) Let's begin!

  • Previously on Dixie
    • Zade is adorable, Lemon loves Lavon, etc.
  • Oh dear Lord, what fresh strawberry hell is this? Unreal, this show just got weirder. 
  • Wait, Fillmore is a rival town? Not a company? Cheez and rice.
  • Apparently George is Bluebell's Dawson Leery and thinks he is film connoisseur. 
  • Oh Zade, eating beer-filled eggs and being in love. But seriously guys, you'll need to be supportive. Go to his damn show, Zoe! Guys who can sing are hott!
  • Annabeth is teaching Lemon about the rules of sex and dating. We've hit a new low. Is it even approps to discuss sex in public in Bluebell? Doubt it. 
  • George and Tom are directing this commercial? Unreal, this outta be good. 
  • HAHAHA they are putting Tay Swift in the video. That's how you win. Good work, guys. 
  • Flu epidemic on everything around Bluebell- of course.
  • Lavon you would be worried about your stupid commercial over the health of the town.
  • Aww Rose yayy! Heart her!
  • Magnolia def does not need a babysitter. But I bet she does not just watch tv and go to bed. Hello party time! No one saw that coming.
  • Aww Rose and your cutie signs. You are adorbs. 
  • Lily-Ann, Wade's "wackadoo ex band mate who used to be in love with you." Grrr.
  • Rose is right, I spy trouble. 
  • When did Rose get so wise anyways? She must be watching more SATC
  • Bluebell has a "border?" Are there going to be SWAT teams invading if someone tries to cross the line? 
  • Lemon is pissed that the quarantine is getting in the way of her sexy times
  • She's not the only one. Apparently Bluebell is so dull that everyone makes plans elsewhere instead. 
  • Loved when Lemon sassed George
  • AB and Lavon are going to film the commercial together. Ruh-roh, sparks will be flying. And not just out of Lemon's head. 
  • Wadester, if you got a flu shot we could've had happy Zade times tonight instead of him at stupid slutty Lily-Ann's. 
  • Lily-Ann, back off. No one messes with Zade. 
  • ·      McKayla Maroney sighting! Hey girlll.
    ·      George is ridic in this episode: “Take 10 minutes while I process my disappointment.”
    ·      George encouraging chemistry. I see this leading to Annavon.
    ·      Awkward Annavon times
    ·      Zoe calling Wade repeatedly and he’s not answering. Oh dear.
    ·      Germ police captain, Zoe Hart is on the prowl.
    ·      Rose and McKayla scored an invite to Magnolia’s party. #winning.
    ·      Lemon just called AB the most loyal ever. I don’t see this ending well.
    ·      Uh-oh, the flu has hit Bluebell. Bad.
    ·      Uh-oh, Wade isn’t calling Zoe back. Badder.
    ·      Uh-oh, Everyone in Bluebell is sick. Baddest.
    ·      Ah, the culprit of it all, Wadester, has returned.
    ·      “Containment strategy.” I don’t see this ending well.
    ·      Did AB get replaced? I missed something.
    ·      I am impressed Cricket can pronounce expository.
    ·      Ah AB is sick.
    ·      Lavon, you are not subtle at all, dude.
    ·      Between the sweater and Ray Bans George is looking a little gay tonight. Hmm.
    ·      Lemon reading 50 Shades hahahaha.
    ·      She and AB are studying up. Looks like AB is faking sick.
    ·      Lemon asking questions about 50 Shades is making me uncomfortable.
    ·      This flu is spreading unrealistically fast. Yet nothing about this show is ever realistic, so who am I to judge.
    ·      Jupiter’s pass? Yes, AB that is a rational excuse. We all know how much Lemon loves astronomy.
    ·      Also, I would like to bring up the question of whether or not anyone actually works in this town. I mean, obviously Zoe is, but what about everyone else? George has been running around with a camera for 4 days. Productive.
    ·      Magnolia is insisting on having a party even though it will consist of her and Rose. Classic.
    ·      Oops, Tom’s lady spills the beans. Wadester is in fact in town.
    ·      Zoe, being the badass she is, breaks open Wade’s door. Dang, girl.
    ·      Wade, you need to let your lady feel needed. Let her take care of you, it’s a plus of having a gf.
    ·      Wade, stop being grouchy.
    ·      Sick Lemon is acting drunk. Girl must’ve taken too much Thera-flu.
    ·      AB is faking sick not to lie to her new man, Lavon.
    ·      I have to say, AB is making me tolerate Lavon and for that she is one of my new fave characters. (Also, fun fact- Kaitlin Black actually tweeted at my sister once! So she rocks!)
    ·      Walt is cute. I approve.
    ·      What a great speech, Zo. I love when they acknowledge that they’re dating and there for each other. Precious.
    ·      Magnolia is being cray cray and sick.
    ·      Lavon is reading to AB? Odd.
    ·      Can I point out that they are reading Garden&Gun magazine? That’s a thing????
    ·      AB if he already lent that close to you and you were actually sick it wouldn’t matter by that point.
    ·      Good commercial, George. That kid’s a cutie.
    ·      Does George really have that much law practice in Bluebell? I don’t buy it.
    ·      I don’t see Lemon reacting well to this good chemistry between AB and Lavon. Although Walt is lovely, so Lemon should ditch Lavon and stick with Walt.
    ·      And Zoe’s down for the count. Considering she was flu-infested all the time, duh.
    ·      I seriously adore AB. She makes Lavon more tolerable.
    ·      Awww Wadester taking care of his girl.
    ·      “Sparky.” Precious.
    ·      “I watched a youtube video I can get it done.”
    ·      Those two are seriously the cutest. If they break up soon I may or may not boycott this show.
    ·      Next week: Sex, sex, and more sex. Because, why not? 

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

PLL: Misery Loves Company

Misery Loves Company. You're damn right. Tonight, all of the miserable Spoby fans are finding comfort in the fact the are not the only ones who had their shipper hearts stomped on by an African stampede of elephants. You think I'm being dramatic? Imagine being Spencer. Tonight she discovered that she is literally sleeping with the enemy. Ouch. But let's get to that in a bit.

Emily is being the quintessential supportive friend/girlfriend this week. She helps Spencer plan for Toby's anniversary surprise, helps Paige by making her a special lunch (#cuties) and helps Hanna by trailing Caleb (which she sucks at by the way- who leaves a tail mid-tail?). Which leads to...

Hanna is suspicious after hearing Caleb talk to someone about getting back at Mona on the phone. Caleb knows Mona is A and is meeting someone to discuss revenge. In the least surprising twist of the episode, we find out that Caleb is meeting Paige, because the two want to help their significant others fight the A team. This is cute, but also sad because it reminds us that one of the other liar's significant others is the A team. Sigh.

Aria, poor thing, was drugged all episode by her father's mistress and then locked in the basement. Oh yeah, Ali finally visited Aria in this episode. Dream? Twin? Who knows? (I think I doo!)If during the Aria scenes this episode, you were confused and thought you had accidentally switched to an old episode of One Tree Hill, you were mistaken. However, I can see your confusion. Drugs and basement combos were just a day in the life in Tree Hill. I digress. Anyways, moral of the story Meredith is bat sh*t cray cray and a complete sketch ball. She leaves at the end though. Byron returns and confesses that Ali was blackmailing him but he didn't kill her. Aria believes him and burns the pages, although he does admit that when he left Ali that night, Melissa Hastings was around. Torrey DeVitto appearance! Hey Torr, missed ya in Hastings-land.

Turning to Hastings-land, Spencer is planning on surprising Toby for their 1 year anniversary. Everyone is in on it, even her mother, who is suddenly so supportive of their relationship. Of course, right before the volcano erupts, Mama Hastings is "on board!" Spencer is busy at Toby's apartment, making dinner and an adorable Scrabble board akin to their first date and full of adorable-ness. In his apartment, we see a Radley Sanitorium ID, which would prove to be the nail in the Spoby coffin. Spencer is a good actress the rest of the episode, not letting the audience know that she knows. Watching the episode again, you can tell, but of course, hindsight is 20/20. At the end, we find out that Spencer had found the ID and sets Toby up to come to her house as A. She slaps him, cries, and Spoby hearts everywhere break.

This episode has definitely put the fire back into season 3, and leaves us all wondering: what next? Surprisingly, if the promo is accurate and not a flashback, Spencer and Toby are seen making out next week. Huh...this will be interesting. Maybe Spencer's Big A? Who knows? All I know that somehow, someway, Spoby better be back together by the finale or I will be a bitter, bitter woman. Kisses!

Top tweets:
@andyswift: Here's what we've learned tonight: Toby = good in a towel, bad in a hoodie. 

@toby: what about us what about everything we've been through. spencer: WHAT ABOUT TRUST? toby; you know i never wanted to hurt you. Liar. (hahhahahh HSM lyrics anyone?)

@MONA IS EATING TOBY & SPENCER'S ANNIVERSARY DINNER!?!? I would kill a hoe. (Me too, me too). 

@: Spencer slapping Toby during the  did more for women's rights than anything prior in history.  

@: Sorry guys I won't be at school tomorrow I have died after that episode.