Hart of Dixie: Bluebell Parade Time

I am watching old H of D episodes with Sister, so I decided to blog while I watch, since I have never seen them before.

• We get the standard "Previously on Hart of Dixie...Yeah yeah, standard southern town, with the southern people, shots of Wilmington, Zoe not welcome, Wade is sexy, moving on.
• Sister points out that Lemon sounds extra southern this episode, drawing out her Georrgeees more than in later episodes. Hmmm, Jaime King must've been trying out different variations of the Southern Drawll
• First sign of the Rammer Jammer! Woot Woot!
• Zoe eats grits. Gross.
• Of course there's a town parade. Of course, because H of D never utilizes the standard southern stereotype story line. 
• Standard Zoe-Wade banter. Episode 2 and they are adorbs already. 
• Zoe just called herself a townie by blood. Like she was proud about it. Hm. In my college town, being a townie is not something you are proud of. 
• Some hypochondriac goes to see Zoe. Zoe is not kind, does not give her Tic Tacs, and runs off her one and only patient ever. 
• Cute little Rose sighting. I heart her because she is adorable and awkward and adorable. Did I mention she's adorable? Like Mackenzie Ziegler adorable. 
• Zoe and Rose are discussing Sex and the City. Because poor naive Rose thinks that all of NYC is like SATC. Considering I've never been, I agree with her. 
• Zoe's bedside manner sucks. Sister's would be better, and she passes out every time she even sees a needle.
• Consensus: we don't like Brick right now. Thank God things get better. 
• Lavon Hayes, stop calling yourself Lavon Hayes. Mel would like Lavon Hayes better if Lavon Hayes stopped referring to himself as Lavon Hayes. (See- it's annoying!).
• Zoe has to work on a parade float with Wade. What harsh punishment. 
• There's scheduled dancers for this parade. Of course. Of course. 
• Wadester, don't be mean to Zoe, you guys are meant to be.
• THAT is the bathroom in the Rammer Jammer??? Does not look like the bathrooms in bars I've ever been to. 
• Sister points out that there is a lot of medical drama in this one. 
• MS????!!!!! I'm sorry, I thought I was watching Hart of Dixie instead of Grey's Anatomy. I was looking for a light, airy comedic Southern time, not this drammaa. 
• Zoe is being nice to Betty Boop. Her mentor, who's name I still don't know, is pleased. 
• George, it's parade time, NO TIME FOR JOKES! THIS IS A SERIOUS EPISODE FULL OF SERIOUS MATTERS. 
• Can one have patriotism for a town? Isn't that only like a country thing?
• Yes, Lemon, Zoe joined a gang. Because Bluebell is a gang heavy place. 
• Wade drinks beer more sexily than most men take their clothes off. 
• HAHHAHHAHAHHA capable hand. Compliment my hands, Wade. 
• Frolic with me, Wade. 
• Breathe generic beer breath on me, Wade. 
• No Zoe, we are not surprised that you've never built a float before. 
• Float= success in Bluebell? Alright. And Zoe thinks this is hard? 
• I'm going to ignore this Lemon-Lavon moment and start thinking of what their couple names would be. Lemon? Levon? Wait, those sound exactly like their real names. Doesn't work. 
• Annabeth sighting! What up girl? Has your husband left yet? 
• Why are they doing a Spanish waltz? Is this a Spanish parade?
• Heart Country music in the background of these eppies!
• Call me Doc, Wade. 
• Play guitar more, Wade. 
• He kissed her! No fair!
• She got to touch his abs! No fair!
• WHAT IS SHE GAPING AT?? Wade, have you looked in a mirror??
• Wade, Zoe, and Rose in the same scene. My life is now complete. Can you say 3 faves? 
• Why is Zoe sleeping on a haystack? Southern stereotype number 8,000.
• DID WADE JUST REFERENCE iCARLY???? HOW DOES HE KNOW WHAT iCARLY is???? IS HE A CLOSET TeenNick fan???? SO CONFUSED!
• Rose got to touch Wade too?? Sigh, I must move to Bluebell. Or wherenver Wilson Bethel lives. 
• Only on television do people get as messy as Zoe while painting and have paint stains all over themselves. 
• Oh Betty, don't bend to peer pressure like that. 
• How did Betty's hoopskirt even fit into Zoe's carriage house???
• Bet Betty doesn't just take one.
•  And why did Zoe just have that stuff lying around? Even if she is a doctor doesn't a pharmacist still have to prescribe medicine? Is the south THAT backward?
• I'm sorry, Annabeth couldn't do THIS???? All they are doing is twirling around.
• Well this is bad. Oooh, I hope the fire hydrant gushes so much that Wade has to take his shirt off. 
• Sister has decided that early H of D is too dramatic for her. 
• Mentor is doing a good job of playing it cool.
• Yes, Lemon. Crashing a float is attempted murder. Thank God the dumb blonde stereotype isn't true. 
• Rose, you've been watching too much Sex and the City, you were just portraying Miranda there. 
• Awww, Wadester. Helping Rose with her boy toy. He totes has been picking up tips from iCarly. 
• Football costume. Sigh. 
• The rich hoop skirted girls are cleaning up the square. Gotta get that set clean for the Pretty Little Liars filming later. 
• Lemon, get your head out of your butt. Not everything is about you. 
• Oh, Lemon has spoken. Wait, still don't get why that matters.
• Zoe doesn't want to disappoint Mentor. Mentor comforts her while she munches on Capt'n Crunch. 
• Ahh, Mentor's name is Mrs. H. I think I'll still call her Mentor. Especially since she's not even in the later ones. 
• Oh, she's leaving now. She's like a southern Nanny McPhee. When you need her, but do not want her, she will stay. But when you want her, but do not need her, she must go. She's off to help another Northern doctor make her way in a small Southern town. I see a spinoff! Or, she's going to play the mom on Last Man Standing. Same thing. 
• Ah, Lemon-lime is haunted by her mother's abandonment. 
• Zoe goes back to see the hypochondriac. And her Prince Purrfection friend. Poor, sad, old cat lady. 
• She is helping Zoe have better bedside manner and be friendly. Good thing they become besties. Oh wait, we never see her again. 

Another H of D, another good time. Here's to hoping Wade takes his shirt off next week. 

Pretty Little Liars 3x03: Deal with the Devil

On tonight's PLL, we had crazy families, relationships falling apart, unlikely alliances, and all around paranoid people. So, the usual. 


Aria: 
    Aria pretended to be bffls with creepy Jenna for the first half of the episode in order to figure out what crazy girl was up to. She did lead them to the right place though, where the liars (well, Hanna really) finally confronted Jenna about her ability to see. More on that in a bit. Right now, however, I feel the need to lecture Aria on her "top-secret sleuthing skills." Aria, sweetie, I heart you. But honey, I feel like I have to remind you that Jenna is NOT blind anymore. Therefore, when you are "surreptitiously" attempting to read her secret notes behind her back, remember she can see you, despite her sketchy glasses covering her newly re-acquired eye site.  Moral of the story, be more careful next time. Also, your BF gets extra points this week for being so cute and helping your Mama and bffl Em out when they are in a bind. Speaking of Ella, Sister totes thought  that she was Jenna tonight mid-eppie. Sigh, dear Sister, is such a PLL amateur. It's cute, really. 


Turning to Emily:
    Em spent all episode worrying about her test score being too good for her test performance. During said freak out, Hanna has one of the best lines of the episode: "Don't go all Spencer on your grades." Love Spencer, but so true Hanna, so true. Anyways she and Ella get out of hot water when Ezra saves the day in his cute adorable Ezra way. Good job, Ezra, scoring big points with your GF's friends and family. Emily also decides to become a bad-ass in this eppie, saying she will not back down to this new A. Considering new A likes to play with bones, body bags and teeth, I don't see this gung-ho attitude lasting much longer. But, good for you, Em, good for you. 


Hanna:
    Speaking of bad-asses, by the end of the eppie, Hanna is done ignoring Jenna's secret eyesight and screams "No Mas!" at the top of her lungs before jumping in front of Jenna's car. Han, sweetie, go you, but you don't have the best track record with cars, so best be careful. Speaking of which, Hanna wins the award for best one liners tonight. I already mentioned the one about Spence and her grades. Later, when Caleb tried to say that Mona hit her with her car, Hanna says technically she went over the car, not under it. She's quite the optimist. Also, later, before confronting Jenna, Hanna states that "We're lying to everybody, everybody's lying to us," to which I just think of the title of the show and roll my eyes. #Duh. In other Hanna news, Haleb it looks like it is on the rocks. To which I say :(, because I find them cute. Also, Mona totally lost her shit at Caleb and went berserk. Oops. Oh yeah, speaking of crazy, Lucas has gone all buckwild on everyone and is setting fire to things and visiting the nuthouse. Maybe he should "visit" there for a few weeks and reclaim some of his sanity and cute shyness that I miss. 


Spencer: 
    Spencer is not having happy times at the house of Hastings (so what else is new). Her mom has taken on Garrett's case and Melissa is keeping secrets and being super sketchy (so what else is new x2). During some super secret sleuthing (she really needs to give her pal Aria some lessons), Spence calls multiple hospitals and hotels to track down Melissa's whereabouts in June. The kid is good at this sh*t, and she figures out Melissa and her mom are lying to her and Melissa had a miscarriage long before she pretended to. Hmm, gotta heart those Hastings, always honest, always supportive. Thank God for Toby in Spencer's life, even though his sexy shirtless self was not there this week. Hope we see him and his abs next Tuesday!


Top Tweets: 


Andy Swift: Beard? Garbage fire? Devil-may-care attitude? Lucas, you have become a homeless man-child. #PLL


Starry Mag: Dude, you tried to set fire to my girlfriend! - Caleb #PrettyLittleLiars#PLL


Andy Swift: I feel like Torrey DeVitto is on every show I watch these days. I half expect to see her anchoring the nightly news. #PLL #TVD #OTH#thenews (Me too, dude).


Norman Buckley: I like that Mona has friends in the nuthouse. #PLL


Princess Problems: Silly aria. I'm sure Ezra has helped you perform many times.#princessprobz #PLL


Norman Buckley: I'd like to see Mona get out of the nuthouse and transfer to secret life high school, just to change things up.


Princess Problems: I know the next secret on #PLL...Caleb's dad is Robert Kardashian too! The middle part gave it away. #princessprobz (HAHAHA)


Pretty Little Liars: RT if you've ever "untangled spaghetti." (Whatever that is.) #pll


@ElderPoptart: @norbuck I miss nerdy sweet Lucas, but I'm fascinated by Sour Patch Kid Lucas. #PrettyLittleLiars


@EmileeAldridge: MELISSA AND HER MOM ARE IN CAHOOTS! CAHOOTS I TELL YOU! @KyleBown @norbuck @imarleneking @ABCFpll


Andy Swift: This principal is such a dummy. Suddenly I understand how Ella went from substitute to full-time teacher overnight. #PLL


@RobynRossTVG: Bitch can drive! #PrettyLittleLiars


Norman Buckley: Jenna has yet to relearn the use of a rear-view mirror. #PLL


Norman Buckley: Where the hell did Jenna get that vintage Mustang?


Shay Mitchell: "No mas!" @AshBenzo


Andy Swift: I'm glad #PLL made the blind girl a total bitch so I don't have to feel bad for laughing at all the jokes about her disabilit




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PLL: "4 Girls, One Bathroom:" Episode 3x02

The credit for tonight's title goes to the one and only Andy Swift for tweeting that line during the episode. We'll get to more great tweets later on. The bathroom seemed to be the recurring theme during tonight's episode though because the girls' new rendezvous point is the bathroom. Literally, all the time, they meet there to chat. Whatevs, apparently they feel safe their? IDK.

In other news:

• Emily needs to pass some tests in order to graduate with her friends. To solve this problem, Aria decides to force Ezra and Em into an awkward tutoring scenario that was highly uncomfortable for both them and viewers. 
• The tutoring went well, though, until Em started experiencing creepy "That night" flashbacks mid-test. Oops. However, Ella was there to save the day and finish her test for her. I don't see this ending well. It was nice for Ella to look out for Em, but she could totes be fired for that. 
• Ella's daughter is also up to no good, or was when she was a baby 15 year old with Alison. Considering what happened to Aria, I don't blame her for freaking out about her dad. However, I do blame Byron for is actions. Making Aria apologize to Meredith? REALLY BYRON? Great parenting, siding with your ex-whore over your daughter. 
• Aria, meanwhile, killed it tonight with the one-liners:
• "Is she blinder than she was last year?"
• "Yeah, I don't think my dad is going to be scrapbooking with Ezra anytime soon."
• "I'm ready to hang a sign- bitch can see!"
• Turning to our fave blonde liar, Hanna does Mona's makeup, which finally gets her to talk and say (in a sketchy voice, of course) "You're getting them again, aren't you?"
• Caleb is attempting to be the best, cute, supportive boyfriend and goes with Hanna to see Mona after getting upset that she was lying to him about going to Dr. Sullivan. Hanna, of course doesn't appreciate this, and Caleb's suspicion rises when he runs into Wren. 
• Dear Wren, 
• I hate your stinkin' guts. Please stop attempting to mess up the PLL's relationships with their cute boyfriends. I do not like your home-wrecking self. However, as long as you keep staying away from Spoby, I will remain silently annoyed and won't press the matter further.
• Turning to my fave couple, Spoby, I was very pleased that in tonight's episode we got to see hott for each other Spoby as well as crime fighting detective Spoby. I personally enjoy both because they are great partners. Also, that couch scene was really hott. Damn Mrs. Hastings for ruining that. Awkwardd "hi Mom!" moment. 
• Mama Hastings also yelled at Spencer for visiting Garrett to try and find out more info. Am I the only one who thought that she was going to try and give Spence an abstinence talk during this scene? That would have been highly amusing.
• Detective Spoby discovered something very important- Jenna is no longer blind (Bitch can see). The liars prove this with an earring at the end of the episode, in, once again, a bathroom. They decide to keep it a secret though, and use it to their advantage. Our good old plotting PLL's are def back in action!
• Thanks for reading! 

Now to my fave new section, Top Tweets:

• Andy Swift: Ezra has worn 75% less vests since he stopped teaching at Rosewood High. I've been keeping track, and my math is NEVER wrong. #PLL #RIPvests
• @mojotastic: Loving that almost all the girls have people to visit in jails or mental institutions. They need better social circles. #PLL
• Norman Buckley: "why are you asking me about my blind sister all the time?"#TobyKnows
• ‏@LyndseyNadeau: No big deal, Jenna's just guarding the school like a "blind" gargoyle.#PLL
• Norman Buckley: Caleb is such an ideal boyfriend. "I will support you in your neurosis."
• Andy Swift: Wtf, Aria? This show isn't called "Pretty Little Girls Who Suddenly Decide To Start Telling The Truth." #PLL (HAHHAHHAHAHAHAH my fave)
• Norman Buckley: "i'd love to, Jenna, but you're just too weird."
• Sister: "Why are they getting all of the OTH nut jobs?"

PLL 3x01: It Happened That Night

In true Pretty Little Liars fashion, last night's episode managed to creep me out from the very beginning. I thought that we might have a little emotional solace, but that would be too easy, wouldn't it?

Highlights of last night's episode:

• How I spent my summer vacation:
• by Spencer Hastings: College classes and ogling my hott boyfriend's abs (we'll get to that later, believe me it was the best part for me)
• by Hanna Marin: Cooking classes with the other half of Haleb and secretly visiting my ex-bff in the sanatorium 
• by Aria Montgomery: Photography class and spending time in your ex-teacher/boyfriend's apartment. Oh, and dealing with your parents divorce (Surprise! Byrella is no more). 
• by Emily Fields: Building houses  in Haiti and attempting to drink away the memory of your dead ex girlfriend(s). 
• Seems like these girls had a busy summer! 
• Reunited, they have a sleepover (which, with these girls, doesn't seem like a good idea) but they have one anyways. Which, of course goes horribly. 
• Someone (new A-duh) lures wasted/blackout Emily to Ali's grave, where it was already dug up. Naturally, the girls attempt to cover it up because no one saw them, right? Yeah, right, that would be too simple and un-dramatic. 
• Ezria is still alive and kicking, and he has been there for her all summer. They share an adorable reenactment kiss of their first one. They also plan a special dinner together, which Ella oddly enough ends up being the third wheel on. Awkward turtle times. Oh, to be a fly on the wall at that dinner. 
• Haleb is also doing well, and they learned how to make dong po over summer break (whatever that is). 
• Spoby is happy as well! Yay! Toby has been using Spencer's shower, since he got a loft where the water is not working. Spencer has no problem with this because clearly having a sexy boy with an eight-pack strutting around your room shirtless is not a problem. I thoroughly enjoyed this seen and seeing Keegan Allen (Toby) shirtless the whole time and so did America apparently because #shirtlessToby trending for the text 40 minutes. Ahh, bliss. 
• In other Spencer news, she has been recreating the creepy A lair on her computer to attempt to figure things out. She and the other girls meet up at The Lost Woods to think. 
• The girls all realize something doesn't add up, and they finally admit to Emily that the lair was taken down by someone, which obviously isn't good. 
• Cue creepy music, or in this case Spence's car alarm. The girls run outside and find her car covered in pictures of them with the shovel and by Ali's grave. Crap. 
• Cue the inevitable A text. Something about Mona playing with dolls and the new A playing with body parts. Lovely, sound like new A should just leave them alone and go to medical school. 

From now on I will be adding this new section to my PLL reviews. This is entitled: "Best Tweets of the Night." (There are too many good tweets to not discuss). 

• Keegan Allen: "Look #ShirtlessToby trends worldwide - as you eat a pint of ice cream." says my mother. (HAHHAHAHHAHA)
• Andy Swift: I've decided that at least one of Toby's abs have to be "A." #PLL
• Sunny Jacob: By now I’d seriously be like “Emily, you can’t sit with us”. Talk about a liability. #PLL
• Andy Swift: If I was friends with these girls, I would never go to their sleepovers. I don't like getting dead. #PLL
• Lucy Hale: So, I mean I don't know how many of you wear a bikini with an overall jumper, but aria did. With knee high hooker boots.
• Lucy Hale: EM show us your boobs!!!!!!

Alright that's all for tonight. Cya next week for (hopefully) more shirtless Toby and PLL awesomeness. Thanks!

Grey's Anatomy: Migrations

First of all, I would like to say how excited I am that all of the (important) actors have signed on to season 9! Yayy! I am mostly excited that Ellen and Patrick aka MerDer have signed on again!

Second, I would like to comment on the rumor/spoiler that a "beloved" character will die. I personally think it could be Callie because the rumor is Sara Ramirez wants to go on Broadway again. We will see.

Now, onto the episode.

• They are going through each resident and discussing their status. They want them all to stay, especially the MerDer powerteam.
• THEY ARE ALL GETTING HAMMED TO SEXY AND I KNOW IT! Omg. This is amazing. 
• "Firsts." yupp.
• I have missed the wild side of these residents. We haven't had a rager like this since season 2. 
• I would also like to point out that Meredith must be feeling well enough to dance on tables and fist bump-good for her. 
• Drunk Cristina encountering Owen. Oh. no. Oh wait, this is cute. Now it's over, sigh. 
• Bailey's bofrien is making mimosas and wants some quality loving time but she is all about surgery.
• This couple has married each other 3 times? They beat Ross and Rachel. 
• I can't wait to see the babies in their navy scrubs next year! Precious!
• Arizona's bffl is dying and she is avoiding him.
• Aw, Mer wants to stay with her family. PRECIOUS!
• You guys are obvs staying because you both renewed your contracts, but good try with the "what will they do?" drama.
• Karev is being wooed with "the dream" of Hopkins Peds surgery. 
• However, since Justin Chambers renewed his contract, we are also sure he is staying. Good try again with the drama though, Shonda. 
• Meredith, Cristina is staying too. Sandra renewed her contract too. Sigh, these people love to mess with our heads. 
• Teddy is in motivational mode. 
• Meredith: "We can get drunk on the weekends."
• Cristina hugged Alex! "Nice work, Evil Spawn." OMG that was adorable.
• Bails and Bofrien arguing while she and Mer are having a grand time going through this guy's intestines. These docs get their kicks from the strangest things. 
• This might be the first time two doctors went into an on-call room not to have sex. This is odd. Way to go against the grain, Chief and Karev. Chief is playing hardball here, with "incidentals and overhead funds," whatever those are. 
• Where is Lexie? I want she and Mark to awkwardly encounter each other.
• "Thank you for your cantor" and "I am not a cheater." hahahhahaha
• Ah, here is the awkward encounter I was hoping for. And Derek was privy to it too. Reminds me of one of the best Grey's scenes ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj3CzjyGoe4

• Oh Mark, so awkwy. You are great. 
• Callie is being hardcore here. You go, girl. 
• These people probably have some sort of crazy disease. Yupp, worms. Lovely. And Bails and Mer seem excited. Sigh, these doctors. 
• Cristina being April. OMG she is killing it in this episode. Heart her right now.
• Avery is trying to be supportive and April is avoiding him because of awkward sex. 
• And someone mentioned Sloan and Lexie awkwardly left the table. 
• I am def overusing the word "awkward" tonight but if the shoe fits...
• Heart their dream house. PLEASE LIVE THERE MERDER!
• Aw, he wants to cure Alzheimer's and that's why he wants to go to Harvard. That is cute. 
• Aw, Teddy wants Cristina to stay. And she is now on Team Cristowen apparently. 
• Cristina, of course, is avoiding talking about her feelings and discusses medicine instead.
• The worm lady is discussing her relationship and it makes Mark think of Lexie and Avery think of April. 
• It's couple-time in the O.R! MerDer and Bails/Bofrien. 
• Oh man, he is totes proposing in the crossword! AHHHH
• Called it!
• MerDer awkwardly in the room. 
• Bofrien is being adorable. 
• Not everyone can say they were proposed to while in a worm operation. You lucky gal, Bailey. 
• Lots of problems with Arizona's bffl's surgery.
• He isn't going to make it :(. Poor Arizona and her bffl. This is very sad. 
• OMG Grey's is actually acknowledging the presence of other interns besides the Fab 5! This is new...
• If Cristina doesn't kill Owen, Teddy might. Or not. Hm, I expected her to be more upset about this. 
• Alex clearly doesn't want to leave Seattle Grace. Aka Justin renewed his contract. 
• Is he about to fire April? This is sad. Maybe she is getting killed?
• Sister brought up the fact that he is hiring Karev so he can't hire April.
• THEY ALL BETTER FRIGGIN STAY IN SEATTLE.
• WHAT? NO. I am upset. They are and will always be each other's persons. 
• Okay, its official. Callie is totes going to die because apparently the show wants to hate Arizona and make her lose everything. 
• Calizona is cute. Please don't kill Callie. 
• Cristowen. I am on the edge of my seat. 
• Awww yayy Cristowen. Forgiveness sex. Nice. 
• Now Bails is in sexy mode. And I so do not want to know what is under that jacket. Oh, okay, she told us. Thong.
• Is he breaking up with her now? Becoming AN INTERN? Did he see seasons 1-3 of Grey's? The intern's lives sucked. He shouldn't do it.
• Awkward times with Mexie.
• "Ungrateful crapdog." I can't even take this seriously.
• Unless next year is going to be a bi-continental show then they are all def staying.
• 5 bucks says everyone in a coat right now goes through some sort of tragedy and that's when someone dies. And the survivors stay. 
• Plane crash? Where are they all going? There is totes going to be a plane crash. Sigh. This is bad. 
• Called it. Oh snap. 
• And Grey's does it again. The unthinkable. Sigh. 
• Well, we know Owen, Avery, April, Chief, Callie, Bailey should be safe because they weren't on the plane but who really knows. 
• Sister and I think Arizona will probs die because no one has heard anything about Jessica Capshaw and Arizona will "go with her brother and bffl." This is going to be tough on Calizona fans. 

Hart of Dixie: Disaster Drills and Departures

As tonight's title suggests, Zoe is going to depart tonight. Sigh. That's no way to solve your problems, Zo. Let us begin.

• Rose's mom: it is not Zoe's fault that your kid has appendicitis. So, stop blaming her.
• Rose is fine, and asking for Zoe. Oh good. 
• Oh Wade, you are so bitter yet so hott at the same time. I wish you cared where my whereabouts were. 
• Magnolia wants to be bffls with Rose now. Flower Power!
• Awkward trio times! They all square dance around each other and look away.
• Oh boy, "disaster drills" season. This storyline promises hilarity.
• Ah, one CW show promoting another. Just like Jimmy-Jam in season 6 of OTH talking about he wants to watch Gossip Girl.
• The inevitable television "no sex until wedding night" pact. This always leads to extremely horny people.
• Wade's Place. I like it. Sister and I would attend for obvious reasons. 
• Zoe, go see Rose. You didn't almost kill her. BTdubs who is this lady talking to Zoe? Whatever, she seems lovely. 
• Dr. Zoe Hart is turning hart-less. Sigh. 
• Oh, Sister just informed me that curly haired lady is Zoe's receptionist/nurse. Good to know. 
• Who's hoping H of D gets renewed for season 2?? I am! and Sister too! Come on CW, make it happen. 
• Zoe is attempting to be hart-less but is failing desperately because she is too nosy and helpful to stay out of things.
• That's funny, Lemon's friend, jordan almonds always remind me of the vomiting scene in Bridesmaids. 
• Of course all of Lemon's friends want to talk about sex when she is taking a sex break. 
• Tennis as a sex metaphor, love-ly. (pun intended).
• Lemon's airhead friend really thinks they are discussing tennis. Sigh. Lemon must be the Einstein of her clique.
• Feel guilty, Rose's mom. You should.
• Rose we are just as confused as you are as to why Magnolia has put on a nice act. 
• Zoe, rewind and be kind. The best doctors are nosy people all up in everyone's business and are way too involved with their patients. Haven't you ever watched an episode of Grey's Anatomy?
• Clearly Daddy Brick has seen Grey's.
• DADDY HART! This is new.
• I recognized Daddy Hart and after Wikipediaing him I realized he is from Dodgeball and is Hilary Duff's stepdad in Cadet Kelly! He is also Katherine's ex from Desperate Housewives.
• Lemon's airhead friend is named Cricket apparently.
• Cricket, Lemon, Brick. Sigh. The names on this show are unreal. 
• Lemon made some sort of scavenger hunt for she and George. Clearly, she has seen the One Tree Hill episode where Brooke sets up the scavenger hunt for Naley. Precious. 
• Lemon is practicing her "come hither" face and George walks in.
• "Push through" and "get it out of the way." Romantic, guys.
• Magnolia is apparently feeling guilty that she said she wished Rose was dead. Oh boy, Rose overheard and is clearly going to abuse this power over Magnolia. I would too, Rose. 
• Ah, getting wasted. That sure lightened the mood in this hotel room. 
• Lemon is totes going to get her head stuck in the bed. Yupp, even blind people saw that coming.
• Why is this song part of the emergency procedures in this town? They are all screwed.
• Aw, Zoe is all isolated. But Daddy Hart is there to save the day. Giving her a cardio fellowship in Boston. 
• Zoe, we know you aren't going to leave Bluebell. But this is a good plot twist to keep us on the edge of our seats until Wade is shirtless again. 
• Lavon is sad Zoe is leaving. Us too, Lavon. 
• It's only 9:31 so clearly she will be back. Without Zoe, the show would be called of Dixie. Clearly doesn't work. 
• Wade is trying to woo the bank loan giver. "You're young now!" 
• He is totes making things worse. Sigh. Wade, just take off your shirt and she will be putty in your hands. 
• Good job, Rose. Milk it, girlie. "Mysteriously almost dying."
• I hope Zoe's other daddy comes back as a ghost and gets her to stay. 
• ANSWER, ZOE!
• Here is the aforementioned hilarity. Everyone is rushing around for the fake emergency. This seems unnecessary. 
• Lemon, darling, it is physically impossible to chew off your own head. Your head doesn't bend like that, sweetie.
• TURN AROUND ZOE! 
• These past few episodes Zoe has probs been my least fave character. And that is saying something in a show with Lavon and Magnolia on it. 
• Aw, Rose you are breaking my heart. Hart-less Zoe is being mean. 
• Caring IS infectious, Zoe. You are totes going to miss the small-town life. 
• "Where in our plan does it say 'Wade hits on loan officer?'" Lavon, once an episode you remind me that I have some, albeit little, use for you. 
• Flight delayed! IT'S A SIGN!
• Dang, there are no good mothers on this show. Rose's, Zoe's, Lemon and Magnolia's. 
• ZOE THIS IS SWEET BUT GO SEE ROSIE ROSE!
• Poor Lemon's friend who's name I do not know. Ah, Annabeth. Thank you, Zoe, for clearing that up. Also, thank you Annabeth, for having a normal name. 
• Yes, everyone cares. Which is why you should stay, Zoe. 
• Let's hope Brick convinces her to stay. Fingers crossed! 
• Lavon, now I have 2 uses for you! You got Brick to come and talk to Zoe!
• Okay, Zoe, I like you again because you are being human and I am sure you are going to stay now. 
• So wise, Brick. So so wise. 
• THEY DIDN'T SHOW US HOW SHE GOT OUT???!!! No. I'm upset. 
• Lemon and George are reminiscing over triaging dummies. If that's not love, I don't know what is. 
• YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Even though we def saw this coming, YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
• At least this show has a pair of good daddies, Daddy Hart and Daddy Brick. 
• Wilmy shot!
• Lavon, don't break Wade's heart. SHE ISN'T GONE!
• Aw, sad Wade. Rambling about her when he really loves her. 
• Zoe is staying and everyone is happy again! Yayy!
• Yayy Zoe is visiting Rose! Precious. 
• Season finale promo involved Zoe-Wade sexual tension and Wade taking his shirt off. Could I BE more on board???

Let The Bad Times Roll...

Tonight's Grey's is entitled "Let the Bad Times Role," so it sounds like its going to be a rabble-rousing good time! Let us begin...

• Awkward post-sex talk between Chief and Avery's mom.
• One of the Seattle Grace docs didn't pass. My guess is Alex because he didn't show up or April because having sex scarred her for life.
• FEENY!!! Shut up! FEENY!! ahhhh so great.
• So awkward that they are being tested in a hotel room. Like there's a bed right next to them. Guess they wanted to make the sex-crazed Seattle Grace docs feel right at home?
• Oh Mer, you are so sick. Poor girl. 
• Seems like none of them did too great...
• Alex is going to run 20 blocks. Cue sexy running montage (although he actually doesn't run that sexily sadly). 
• Julia go away. No one likes you.
• Sophia is quite the little chunk. And Sister points out that she looks more Spanish than Callie. 
• Julia, stop saying you guys should have a baby. You are annoying. 
• #thatawkwardmoment when you say "I love your babies' moms!"
• Arizona's old bestie is coming to the hospital. Callie has to operate on him. This seems like a bad scenario. If they do some dumb storyline where this guy dies on Callie's table and then they make Arizona mad at Callie I will be pissed/annoyed.
• Mark you don't love Julia. You love Lexie! DURRRR
• Good timing, Lex!
• WE ALL WANT MEXIE BABIES! Jark babies would just be ugly.
• Hey it's the dad from Wizards of Waverly Place! That is not Mrs. Russo though...I'm totes telling Alex...
• Why are they wooing other resident candidates? We don't like anyone other doctors, duh. 
• Is Bailey about to be peppy? This will be weird.
• Hey, Teddy and Owen made small talk without fighting! Good job, guys!
• Mer made it through one round without puking! Yayy!
• "I wanna punch your face." hahahha
• Oh no, Alex. You better rock those next two sections.
• Yes Avery, she is everywhere, including in Chief's pants.
• Ew, if my mom ever tries to talk about her "needs," with me I will immediately vomit and run away. 
• Oops, April. Killing a hypothetical patient is not what you want. 
• Ew, hearing about all of this gross stuff is not what you want to hear when you are as sick as Mer. This woman is just torturing her now. 
• Oh April, you are such a spaz. Calm it down...
• Ew, April, you totes forgot deodorant this morning. Also, taking off your clothes is NOT a good way to pass your boards. 
• APRIL STOP TALKING NOW!
• Okay, STOP SHOUTING NOW!
• Now April failing seems too obvious, don't think its her anymore.
• If Mer passes I honestly don't care about the rest of them. 
• Oh Cristina, I am totes jealous you get to hang out with Feeny all day. Ask him to introduce you to Cory and Topanga!
• Also, Cristina you are totes not a friendly gal. 
• Back to real patients, Callie is working with Arizona's childhood bestie. Apparently, he is in more pain than she thought. 
• Ahh, 10 year old weddings. The backbone of 4th grade recess. 
• These residents getting a tour with Bails are totes not pretty enough to work at Seattle Grace. Also they are snobs. Go away, and bring us our faves back!
• Aw, Derek is concerned about Lexie. "Big brother." Precious. 
• Derek, you can't drop a bomb like that and leave! She needs her big brother again for 30 more seconds!
• "Are all of your questions gross?" hahaha Mer you are killing it tonight.
• Cristina, your guy did not operate in the stone age, he taught the same 4 students from elementary school to college in Philadelphia!
• April, you have officially lost it. OMG. 
• I wonder if all doctors do this during their boards? There is no way they would embellish this for a television show (sarcastic typing).
• I forgot April awkwardly talked about her promise to Jesus right after sex. hahahhaha
• Now Mother chimed in via text: "April must be having hot flashes!" oh Mother, you are great.
• Yes because bathroom sex is really going to help calm April's craziness.
• Sister totes called them locking the bathroom.
• Guys, we don't need a play by play.
• HOW LONG ARE THESE BREAKS?? Too long, apparently. 
• If they show old people sex again, I am flipping to Disney Channel. 
• Mother: "Round 2!" hahahha
• Food sniffing will not be tolerated at Seattle Grace/Mercy West. 
• EVERYONE MUST STAY.
• "I think our daughter tried to kill me." hahaha Mer.
• Ooh, this MerDer phone convo thing they are doing is cool. 
• FINAL SESSION. Cue scary music.
• How to fail your boards, by April Keppner: Sweat like you are running a marathon. Take off your clothes. Scream at the examiners. And finally, say you had sex in the bathroom with your bestie during the break. 
• Mother just texted me: "Jesus who?" to which I asked if she was joking and she said "Yes, I was speaking from April's perspective when she was horny." O.M.G. I love my mom. 
• Callie totes kicked Arizona out of there because her bestie is either dying or really sick. Oh boy. I do not see this ending well. 
• Derek is metaphorically talking about fat or something. I dunno. 
• Aw, poor Arizona. 
• Ew, Mer just vomed in front of the examiners.
• Speaking of examiners, Feeny is grilling Cristina. 
• "You're doctors, you can't handle a little vomit?" GO MER!
• Known since she was 12 years old. Mer is such a rock star. 
• Feeny is going all Freudian on Yang. 
• I wonder if Sandra Oh ever saw Boy Meets World and was pumped to work with him? Or if any of the other actors were jealous of her? 
• MASH reference. Mother is probably losing her sh*t right now. Yupp, just got a "Yayy Mash!" text. 
• Okay, I really don't know who is going to fail now. 
• They all did well on the middle session, and now they are all crashing and burning, leaving us guessing who fails. Why do you always do this to me, Greys?
• Aw, I hate seeing Alex so broken. 
• Okay, can't handle this. Totes checking the forums for spoilers now to see who failed. 
• Can't figure it out! GAH! Will have to wait 7 minutes now.
• They better tell us this week. 
• Ew, old people stop talking about sex. I am so grossed out, more than when Mer was getting all of the gross diseases.
• Ew, old people, stop planning to have sex in the future. Ugh. They better not show it again.
• Chief knows how to lose a blackberry? Alright.
• Ah, skull couple symbolic of Mexie. 
• MEXIE PLEASE KISS! LIKE NOW!
• YAYY SHE SAID I LOVE YOU!
• Yes, Jackson is gorgeous.
• Babies with lesbian bff. hahahhahahhahahaha I heart the Grey sisters. They are too great.
• I'd get infected by Mark Sloan...
• Mother is a Mexie fan too.
• If he breaks her heart I will be so upset.
• KISS HER ALREADY MARK!
• JULIA GO AWAY FOREVER!
• Arizona's friend is cute. I am sad he is dying. 
• All of the residents checking email for who passed. 
• I have decided that Cristina probs failed.
• YAYY JACKSON CRISTINA MER ALEX
• Poor April.
• Wow, I was kidding before when I made that list about how to fail your boards. But apparently, that's how to do it. 
• Wait did she fail? I am not sure.
• We will see what happens. 
• Until next week!