Grey's Anatomy: "Moment of Truth."

• Oh boy, Medical Boards time. Wonder what will happen? Bet everyone magically passes after some unpredictable drama.
• April is a soldier. Alrighty...
• Avery looks sexy in that hoodie. And Mark just gave him money. Lucky guy.
• Awkward Cristowen eye contact.
• Aw, all of the Docs are watching them leave. Precious. It's like they are going away to summer camp.
• Poor Zola is sick. Meredith has to go take the boards. Good thing her Dad is a sexy Doctor with great hair.
• 5 bucks says Alex misses the boards because of Morgan and Tommy but wins Morgan's heart and passes the exam magically anyways.
• April is crazy. End of story. I still enjoy her though. 
• The bus is honking and the attendings are waving. Just like summer camp parents.
• Sigh, I wish Mark needed Lexie in a non-surgical way. 
• Now they are discussing CDs and Lexie just used the phrase "fresh;" Oh Lex, you cannot pull that off, babe. 
• Oh San Fran. What up. Let's go Seattle Grace Mercy West Residents! Kick ass!
• April has an awkward encounter with a fairly attractive guy in a hat. 
• Meredith is sick. Oh, snap. 5 bucks says she pukes on her test. April is def going to lock herself in one of those plastic bubbles now because she is that neurotic. 
• Random commercial musing: Today I was watching re-runs of season 2 Grey's and I have concluded that every single one of these characters has grown more attractive as the years have gone by. Seriously, Derek, Meredith, Mark, Callie, Alex, everyone. They are all have just gotten hotter with age. Lucky bitches. 
• Yupp, April is freaking out. Well, actually everyone is but Cristina, since she is Mer's person and legally isn't allowed. 
• Avery's mom showed up to the Boards. hahaha poor guy. Continuing the summer camp metaphor, it's like when your mom shows up mid-week just to check in with you. And he has a lucky pencil. #embarrassing. 
• Owen and Teddy arguing. Shocker. 
• I like Bailey's purple scrub cap. Cute.
• Yes Callie, dealing with the Teddy-Owen dynamic is like diffusing a bomb. If only Mer were at the hospital, she has bomb experience.
• April is one emotional cookie. 
• Alex is going back to Seattle. Who predicted this?
• ABC volunteering commercial. Hey Grey's cast and Dana Delaney.
• Zola is very sick. Aw Derek is trying to be super Dad. Precious.
• I really hope Mer and Der stay in Seattle (meaning I hope Ellen and Patrick renew their contracts).
• hahahha Cristina with a face mask on. And is giving Mer a black market obtained IV. Oh Seattle Grace doctors, you keep me so young with your antics.
• Oh good, more Mexie interactions. And cute lunchtime flirting. Andd Mark just ruined that with talk of Avery and her breaking up. P.S. Mark they broke up because she's still in love with you, in case you were wondering. 
• Oh Alex, you are totes going to miss your boards. 
• They better not kill this baby. Ugh. 
• Come on, Tommy! Magically survive somehow!
• Drinking before the Boards seems like a bad idea, April and Avery. 
• Awkward encounter guy is hott. And "wound up." Avery is getting all protective. Have I mentioned I want Avery and April to be together?
• BAR FIGHT! OMG APRIL JUST PUNCHED THAT GUY AND USED THE PHRASE "YEAH BITCH I WANNA GO!" A part of me just died inside. Of laughter and hilarity. 
• Also, how dare that guy punch Avery in his sexy face? Doesn't he know that half of the appeal of this show is the attractiveness of its doctors? Particularly Avery???
• Haha April gave that guy a bloody nose. She is going bat sh*t crazy.
• Heyy there Chief! What an awkward moment to walk in on-two of your residents engaging in a "brawl in a bar." 
• This Morgan storyline is sad. I hope she and Alex get together after all of this. Hello, replacement Izzie.
• Standard 9:30pm coding. Happens every episode. 
• Ew, is Chief going to hook up with Avery's mom. Dang, he really likes to make his way through the parents of his residents. 
• Poor sick Mer. She is feeling terrible and all she can think about is feeling guilty for being a bad mom when her kid is sick. Aw. 
• Well, Cristina is finally talking. Yes, Mer already knew, and so did all of the Grey's viewers. But no one else does.
• April and Avery are totes going to hook up. This Boards hotel place is like freakin' Vegas with all of the hooking up going on. 
• Is April about to cash in her V-card with Avery? Yeah, I'd do it too. #understandable #heishott.
• Yes, Chief, Avery is in good shape considering he is most likely getting some right now. 
• This Teddy-Owen arguing storyline is really dull. 
• Bails, you totes aren't supposed to take your mask off during surgery. I, as an 8-season viewer, know that is not acceptable doctor behavior. 
• Bailey is the #1 supporter of Owen apparently. 
• Baby Tommy dying. This is really sad. 
• I am going to have to come up with a couple name for Alex and Morgan. Amorgan? Molex?
• GAH Mexie just get it on already! #frustrating 
• Ew. Chief and Avery's mom. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. She is not a subtle woman at all. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. 
• Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. I am sorry aren't these people too old to have sex??? THEY ARE AT LEAST TOO OLD FOR THEM TO BE SHOWING THIS ON TELEVISION. OMG. 
• Dear Grey's writers, no one wants to see old people have sex. love, Mel. 
• Sister weighs in "Anyone over 50 should not be removing their clothes."
• And we are back to the young hott couple. Okay, this I can watch. 
• April and Avery are having awkward pillow talk. She looks like she is internally spazzing out. 
• I really hope everyone sees him leave her room. I really want everyone to find out about this. Like now.
• I want these two to date. A lot. Couple names for them? Japril? 
• Aw, Mer and Cristina are having person-talking time between their rooms.
• Oh yeah, I forgot Derek was married before. To Addison. Huh. 
• Cristina is being oddly open-minded about this. 
• Meredith seems to be feeling better. That's good.
• No one seems to be getting a lot of sleep the night before their boards. Bad idea.
• NO YOU TWO CAN'T SEPARATE! YOU ARE EACH OTHER'S PERSON AND I WILL CRY.
• Merstina's person-friendship is precious. Dear Ellen and Sandra, please renew your contracts so it doesn't end. 
• This is very sad. 
• It's 9:54pm and Alex is still in Seattle. Don't see him making his Boards on time. 
• Arizona is Alex's biggest supporter. Cute.
• Oh no, Mer is totes going to vom on her test. 
• Aw Cristina being a supportive friend. Mind over matter. 
• OMG. Avery saw Chief in his mom's room. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Poor him. Considering I am scarred for life he is probably never going to recover from this. Way to ruin his chances on the Boards, horny geriatric squad. 
• Aw Derek and Zola. In a bumblebee costume. He is a cute dad.
• Lexie is turning to Derek a lot for help these days. What a cute, unexpected friendship. 
• Teddy reaching out to Owen. 
• I didn't know they had to dress up for the Boards. 
• April, way to drop a bomb there. Apparently you lost your love of Jesus somewhere in that bar fight.
• Yes, Avery, I would not like to look at that pencil again, either. Who knows what that pencil saw last night?
• Either Cristina or Mer is going to vomit here. 
• Alex, Alex, Alex. #oops
• Preview for next week: Boards were physical hell. Interrogation. Hopes and dreams on the line. FEENY! Someone didn't pass.